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Fake Newspaper Editors

Discussion in 'Anything and everything Free Rider' started by BattleBro, Mar 8, 2018.


Would you like to join?

Poll closed Apr 26, 2018.
  1. Yes

    3 vote(s)
  2. I'd rather read your articles

    2 vote(s)
  3. You stop writing crap you lying ingrate fabricator of society!

    3 vote(s)
  1. BattleBro

    BattleBro Well-Known Member Official Author

    Alright, I wrote an article recently and I think the majority of you saw it. If not, here's the link:
    It was basically a spoof of DeathBob1 's locked thread 'Tracks that do not deserve a feature'. It received a lot of flack and disagreement.

    Anyways, I think it was a pretty successful article and I got like 5 new followers because of it.
    mATTC644 asked if he could collaborate with me on future articles so I decided to invite a 2 or 3 more editors to apply.
    - Good at writing
    - Fluent in proper English (No 'u' for 'you' or 'r' for 'are' etc...)
    - Have good ideas for a juicy new fake story.
    I will have to turn some of you down if this gets popular.
    If you want to join a News Team with a little more reward to it, than join Volund 's news team. But it's kind of dead now so...
    Feel free to ask questions if I missed anything.
  2. mATTC644

    mATTC644 Active Member

  3. cctvcctvcctv

    cctvcctvcctv Well-Known Member

    lol no
  4. mATTC644

    mATTC644 Active Member

    Is this really going well so far?
  5. DeathBob1

    DeathBob1 Well-Known Member Official Author

    can i join? i wanna spoof the onion
  6. BattleBro

    BattleBro Well-Known Member Official Author

    The onion?
  7. Paralyzed

    Paralyzed Member

    Can I join
  8. BattleBro

    BattleBro Well-Known Member Official Author

    Do you fit all the requirements?
    - Good at writing
    - Fluent in proper English (No 'u' for 'you' or 'r' for 'are' etc...)
    - Have good ideas for a juicy new fake story.
  9. Paralyzed

    Paralyzed Member

    The last 9ne, I could work on it
  10. Paralyzed

    Paralyzed Member

  11. lone_wolf137

    lone_wolf137 Active Member

    i know, we need KillerMeemStar in here he's the best for fake news
  12. mATTC644

    mATTC644 Active Member

  13. mATTC644

    mATTC644 Active Member

    but he's been inactive for over an year
  14. SlashDash

    SlashDash Well-Known Member Official Author

    Not to brag, but I've always enjoyed writing, and I'm pretty good at it. I wrote some pretty hilarious stuff when one of my teachers got a bit lax in the guidelines...
    If I didn't have so much to do already, I would submit one of my works for you to review, and hopefully join the team. However, as I don't have enough time as of late, I'll be content to read your humorous articles.
  15. mATTC644

    mATTC644 Active Member

    ok, i can review one of your works.
  16. BattleBro

    BattleBro Well-Known Member Official Author

    Hey, that's my job. I haven't even officially accepted you yet :/ I haven't seen anything you've written.
    SlashDash likes this.
  17. mATTC644

    mATTC644 Active Member

    Wheelie track code (open)
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  18. mATTC644

    mATTC644 Active Member

    I got an A on an 11-page narrative. Not bragging.
  19. QuinnFederle

    QuinnFederle Well-Known Member Official Author

    can i join?
  20. BattleBro

    BattleBro Well-Known Member Official Author

    Sure, I'll start a conv.
    QuinnFederle likes this.

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