Fake Newspaper Editors

Alright, I wrote an article recently and I think the majority of you saw it. If not, here's the link:
http://community.freeriderhd.com/th...rs-lead-riot-in-texas.9081/page-3#post-192126
It was basically a spoof of DeathBob1 's locked thread 'Tracks that do not deserve a feature'. It received a lot of flack and disagreement.
http://community.freeriderhd.com/threads/tracks-that-do-not-deserve-a-feature.8985/

Anyways, I think it was a pretty successful article and I got like 5 new followers because of it.
mATTC644 asked if he could collaborate with me on future articles so I decided to invite a 2 or 3 more editors to apply.
Requirements:
- Good at writing
- Fluent in proper English (No 'u' for 'you' or 'r' for 'are' etc...)
- Have good ideas for a juicy new fake story.
I will have to turn some of you down if this gets popular.
If you want to join a News Team with a little more reward to it, than join Volund 's news team. But it's kind of dead now so...
Feel free to ask questions if I missed anything.

 

cctvcctvcctv Want to be the Headlines Creator?

 

lol no

 

Is this really going well so far?

 

can i join? i wanna spoof the onion

 

The onion?

 

Can I join

 

Do you fit all the requirements?
- Good at writing
- Fluent in proper English (No 'u' for 'you' or 'r' for 'are' etc...)
- Have good ideas for a juicy new fake story.

 

The last 9ne, I could work on it

 

*one

 

i know, we need KillerMeemStar in here he's the best for fake news

 

KillerMeemStar

 

but he's been inactive for over an year

 

Not to brag, but I've always enjoyed writing, and I'm pretty good at it. I wrote some pretty hilarious stuff when one of my teachers got a bit lax in the guidelines...
If I didn't have so much to do already, I would submit one of my works for you to review, and hopefully join the team. However, as I don't have enough time as of late, I'll be content to read your humorous articles.

 

ok, i can review one of your works.

 

Hey, that's my job. I haven't even officially accepted you yet :/ I haven't seen anything you've written.

 

Wheelie track code (open) Wheelie track code (close)

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I got an A on an 11-page narrative. Not bragging.

 

can i join?

 

Sure, I'll start a conv.