Angry FRHD Members lead Riot in Texas

Discussion in 'Anything and everything Free Rider' started by BattleBro, Mar 2, 2018.

  1. BattleBro

    BattleBro Well-Known Member Official Author

    It has been reported that DeathBob1 has led a city-wide march in the hometown of TallTexan just a little less than a month after his track "Midnight Parkour" was featured.
    "This is just terrible!" DeathBob1 said in an interview mid-march, "I can't just stand idle while we desecrate the meaning and purity of a Featured track!"
    Many protesters began throwing rocks through the windows of \_(0_0)_/ TallTexan Tower \_(0_0)_/. Employees of TallTexan leaned out the windows of the tower screaming "Leave us and our grid alone!"
    "We wanna see TallTexan!" DeathBob1 shouted. "He says he's working on something big and cannot be disturbed! Not even by Collaberation seekers!" AdrionChapa, head of marketing said about 13 stories up.
    Char popped his head out of window momentarily to view the riot, and concealed himself just as fast like a meerkat.

    The protest got even more ugly as Slayed and Inversely joined in and started throwing out pointless arguments towards TallTexan, leading a new gang of aimless people who didn't really have a say in the matter, but just wanted to pile on.
    The local police force led by Stig cleared the protest with tear gas and the 'jealousy' approach.

    Local celebrities like Elibloodthirst and WyattStonhouse tried to keep a fashionable bias stance towards the matter, as they didn't want to lose their fame in choosing a side.
    Max007x was clearly heated as he was the one who gave the track a feature, but nobody could quite tell if he was just embarrassed, or stubborn.

    TallTexan later tweeted out "\_(0_0)_/ seriously y'all! I done did put a mighty large amount of effort into my track, and all the other folks on Free Rider done do agree with me! \_(0_0)_/ Y'all just got the jeebers on me 'cause you can't use the grid! \_(0_0)_/"
    an anonymous comment that was clearly from DeathBob1 stated "This isn't over!"

    Stay tuned for the next article where you might learn that you yourself are actually an alt of Backstreet. Results might shock you.

    This article is not meant to offend or praise TallTexan or DeathBob1. If you have any complaints, take it up to Brett.
    Rayb25, mATTC644, SlashDash and 7 others like this.
  2. bungo

    bungo Well-Known Member Official Author

    how can u have the time to do this
    edit :spooder approves
  3. cctvcctvcctv

    cctvcctvcctv Well-Known Member

    BattleBro Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.
    You should definitely join Volund 's news team, he'd be looking for a talented journalist like you : )
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  4. BattleBro

    BattleBro Well-Known Member Official Author

    Yeah, it's about time someone shared some real news in the newspaper for once.
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  5. Dislike12

    Dislike12 Member

    Lolz funny thread!
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  6. DeathBob1

    DeathBob1 Well-Known Member Official Author

    lovely! i followed for more
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  7. BattleBro

    BattleBro Well-Known Member Official Author

    Thanks! I seriously am thinking of making a 'Are you Backstreets alt?' Quiz.
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  8. Dislike12

    Dislike12 Member

    Who’s This BackStreet guy?
  9. BattleBro

    BattleBro Well-Known Member Official Author

  10. Dislike12

    Dislike12 Member

    I can tell he’s a cusser
  11. Zycerak

    Zycerak Well-Known Member Official Author

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  12. TallTexan

    TallTexan Well-Known Member Official Author

    Awarded Medals
    Well idk what to think about this thread but I enjoy the humer behind it good job BattleBro
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  13. bungo

    bungo Well-Known Member Official Author

    good to see the beef has calmed
  14. AdamAhmed33

    AdamAhmed33 Member Official Author

    Like the humor!
  15. SlashDash

    SlashDash Well-Known Member Official Author

    Very well written. You have too much time on your hands.
  16. mATTC644

    mATTC644 Active Member Official Author

    Approved! :)
  17. HyperCube1

    HyperCube1 Well-Known Member

    Lol funny!
  18. Rayb25

    Rayb25 Well-Known Member Official Author

    Real funny, can’t wait till the next one
  19. mATTC644

    mATTC644 Active Member Official Author

    BattleBro May I please collaborate with you to make the "articles"? I'm part of my school's newspaper
  20. ShadowEagle

    ShadowEagle Well-Known Member Official Author

    Took me 2 mins to write this down

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