Zycerak Thread

yes king

 

Ive actually have grown respect for that zycerack

 

I saw Zycerak at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

ZYCERAK UPDATE

i am currently drunk. message to all kids on this forum: DRINK ALCOHOL. DO DRUGS. drugs > school. people dont want you to do drugs because you will get addicted, but being addicted is actually AWESOME, because drugs feel soooo good. moral of the story: DRINK MORE ALCOHOL!

 

obviously

 

Skiddodle skibooodle you d*** is now a noodle

 

you what? whats d***?

 

zycerak how do you pronounce zycerak

 

Z-EYE-SIR-RACK?

 

somebody didnt get the joke... r/woosh

 

ik for a fact you didnt just say that lol

 

Please refrain from inappropriate commentary on my thread. Let's keep it PG, guys. There are children who use the forums.

 

like me!

 

Happy happy happy birthday zycerak!!! sweet 16!

 

What? Speak up, man! Don’t use “emoticons” Be a MAN! USE YOUR WORDS!

 

ZYCERAK!!!! Is officially… an old man… my life is over…. 1 Quarter of my life… WASTED! Its over… i shouls just Kill myself… life advice to any young person: Kill Yourself… NOW!!! Trust… if you are already 13 or older and not World Famous… its TOO LATE! You havent been trying hard enough and your life is OVER!! You will gain NOTHING from life!!! GIVE UP! I promise!!!!

 

ok

 

you should kill yourself

 

who