Who was HackerAlert? (Secrets revealed)

Confession is good for the soul. Well done Zenblade

 

cctvcctvcctv, upon clicking into the thread, was truly amazed at the "apology" Zenblade was giving. cctvcctvcctv, who did not know that Zenblade was Hackeralert the entire time, found this twist to be greatly shocking and had to take a few minutes to recover. cctvcctvcctv found the unique and distinctive style to the post was really rather ingenious, in that it was quite effective in making the statement feel formal and serious, while also giving a sense of anonymity, as if cctvcctvcctv was reading through a scholarly article rather than the average run-of-the-mill forum post he was so used to reading.

In that moment, cctvcctvcctv understood Hackeralert like he had never understood Hackeralart before. Gone were the days of scant information and less than credible sources at best. Here was finally a man who cctvcctvcctv knew to be a man of culture; a man of science; a man, cctvcctvcctv realized, of majestic power.

cctvcctvcctv immediately knew what he must do. He set hard at work to writing a critique of the post in the very same style as the great Hackeralert had used. He was rushing the reply, probably making several slightly off grammatical structures and skimping his vocabulary somewhat in his haste to post before an uneducated philistine of a moderator saw it fit to lock the thread, yet he still knew in his heart of hearts that it would never compare to the grand soliloquy that Hackeralert had given even if he had all the time in the world.

Finally, agonizingly, after a quick scan through his comment, cctvcctvcctv sighed and clicked the "Post Reply" button

(And no, this is not meant to be clickbait.)​

 

i didnt know who hacker alert was, but i am now emotionally invested in his future undertakings