When you open FRHD...

I also complain because there's guys who make tracks shitty ad and have more subs

 

Skrampth That ain't u

 

boutta say

 

When I Open FRHD I:
#1 look at notifications: "illicit just bat your best time in "every single goshdarn track you've ever played!"
"jeffsmith1" sent you a friend request!" ermm... Decline!
"CHuguley" just published 32 new tracks named "this one is really good, I'll make it better when it gets 50 likes!"
"togepiyoda just mentioned you in a "insert name of the track you published last night" comment."

#2 open "insert name of the track you published last night"
feel sad about all the dislikes
read people's comments about how the track shouldn't be on hot, blah, blah
read togepiyoda's comment: "Wow! Togepi happy! YAY!"
respond, enthusiastically: "thanks! Yay!" feel very sarcastic.
try to beat redorblue's time on my track, fail by 5 seconds. Feel ashamed.

#3 look at trending
wonder why tf some stupid generated mario track is still on there
marvel at why it has 175 votes. Why, though?

#4. look at hot.
discover that yet another ( maybe 2-3) track(s) that contain expletives and penises dominate the top spots.
wonder why humanity is so hopelessly doomed. (i attribute it to the moronic 50% of us who are male.)
notice a good track, open it, and see it riddled with dislikes because of jealousy.

#5. look at new
view a wide array of tracks drawn by drunken toddlers with computers, titled creative things like "super fast!" and "awesome" and "plz like"
open all of the aforementioned tracks, dislike them, and feel depressed.
bathroom break!

#6 open forums
respond to togepiyoda's emoji and togepi riddled messages (but don't get me wrong, i love togepiyoda!)
read some cynical post by cityshep
think that it's funny, write my own post.
wait, where was I?

#7 remember the days when i had a life.
feel depressed
turn off computer, get reasonable night worth of sleep.

 

Relatable

 

When I Open FRHD I:
#1 look at notifications:
#2 open old trax i made
feel sad about all the dislikes
read people's comments about how the track should be on hot, blah, blah
try to beat redorblue's time on my track, fail by 2 seconds. try to learn to spacebar
#3 look at trending
kill myself

#4. look at hot.
kill myself

#5. look at new
profusely viomit
#6 open forums
try to be funny but fail miserably and wonder how tf i got so many total likes.
#7 dream of days i has a life.
feel depressed
turn off computer, get no sleep.
my version

 

my process:

1. load up frhd
2. just str8 boolin

 

When I open frhd, I

#1 Press random and that's it

#2 Check the forums cause I don't really play anymore

#3 Remeber how cringe I was when I still uploaded tracks and wonder how I got a thousand subs

 

look at notifications, make a tiny bit of a track, stop playing for a week.

 

When I open frhd I check my notifications, usually just someone challenging me. After that I check the newest, best, tracks! I don't pity anyone, everyone contributed to the quality of tracks that get on hot now, devs to noobs. Sometimes I open offline editor and work on a track for a hour(this happens very rarely). The wips I have I end up deleting... I go on forums, mess a round a little, close frhd tabs, and find something else to do.