whats your religion

Flying_T_Rex · Feb 26, 2017

RainstormRA said: ↑

guys Slovak is the best religion also a language
(its really not a religion)
lets go Slovakia, the eagle in my profile picture has (is) the Sovakia flag
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No religion is really the best honestly. Believe what you want to believe, just know, there isn't really any religion that's better than any other.

Except for Chinese of course

Volund · Feb 26, 2017

codrey said: ↑

I believe in a new religion, which is devoted to our own forums prophet. Its called FREEZism. In the beginning, God created FREEZ. He saw what he had made and he knew it was good. FREEZ was both a troll and a kind man, and would grace our planet with war #3 in a few millenia to come. God was happy with both his kind and trolling side, and so God commanded FREEZ to create Adam and Eve. So, from FREEZ's body Adam and Eve appeared, and were allowed to live in the garden of FREEZ. All was good, until FREEZ caught wind of a serpent called THEMONSTER, who was all troll and no fun. He quietly alerted God to his presence, and God in turn told Adam and Eve. Unfortunately neither one of them listened and soon THEMONSTER claimed his first victims, enraging them so much that in their blind rage they ate the forbidden fruit. Instantly, FREEZ sent them to Earth and forever they had to work and live there, starting from scratch with nothing. THEMONSTER got away and he stayed on the prowl, hoping to one day have a child of his own (THEDARKMONSTER, new testament).
While on earth Adam and Eve had a child which they called Char. Char grew up to be a strong man and was soon able to jump to the garden of FREEZ and successfully banned THEMONSTER to hell, where he would grow to be satans dad (satan is called THEDARKMOSNTER but outsiders dont know this). God and FREEZ were both pleased with Char, so they sent him forward a few million years and gifted him the development of FRHD. FREEZ saw what FRHD was and he was soon hooked on it, and released an amazing series of tracks. The final, war #3 was meant to be featured but bcos the mods are biased God had no control over them.
Soon, FREEZ started to disappear from the game as all was good and no one was questioning Gods existence. That was until THEDARKMONSTER sensed FRHD and so sent forth Crypt to FRHD, to sow dissent and challenge all who believed in God. FREEZ soon caught onto this and being Gods prophet he proved Crypt wrong and converted him to a similar religion. FREEZ, seeing that he had trumped THEDARKMOSTER for the time being again withdrew from the game, forever watching and waiting for THEDARKMONSTER to send another non-believer.
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saturnv · Feb 26, 2017

Holy sht Jewish and Chinese are the only ones that aren't capitalized in the vote. Two things:
1. I'm Jewish, and I would really like you to change that if possible.
2. Chinese isn't a religion; the most common religion in China is Hindu.

Oh, I see someone covered the fact that Chinese isn't a religion.

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