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    • The Joke Thread

    Discussion in 'Anything and Everything not Free Rider' started by Diamond.Hawk, Jan 1, 2020.

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    1. Askyris

      Askyris Active Member Official Author

      Where would a person with with one leg work?
      IHOP
      What would you call your sister who lost her leg?
      Eileen
       
      Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
      #61
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    2. Logeton

      Logeton Guest

      When you play dead fish with your grandpa but everyone else at the funeral gets angry
       
      Logeton, Jan 8, 2020
      #62
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    3. Askyris

      Askyris Active Member Official Author

      Ooooh
       
      Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
      #63
    4. Askyris

      Askyris Active Member Official Author

      It was odd how my grandma died... it was like her zodiac sign... cancer... :C
      She was eaten by a giant crab, obviously :D
       
      Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
      #64
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    5. Logeton

      Logeton Guest

      You’re a giant crab
       
      Logeton, Jan 8, 2020
      #65
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    6. Askyris

      Askyris Active Member Official Author

      Nope pls no lol
       
      Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
      #66
    7. Askyris

      Askyris Active Member Official Author

      icattallthedark licking his bowl clean
      Everyone else in the bathroom :\
       
      Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
      #67
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    8. Logeton

      Logeton Guest

      I lick your mums vegana clean
       
      Logeton, Jan 8, 2020
      #68
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    9. Askyris

      Askyris Active Member Official Author

      Ok then...
       
      Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
      #69
    10. Askyris

      Askyris Active Member Official Author

      Cya going to bed
       
      Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
      #70
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    11. nyyx

      nyyx Member

      Screenshot 2020-01-08 at 12.23.38 PM.png
       
      nyyx, Jan 8, 2020
      #71
    12. ntbf_rider

      ntbf_rider Casual Member

      lol
       
      ntbf_rider, Jan 31, 2020
      #72
    13. ntbf_rider

      ntbf_rider Casual Member

      The difference between a frog and a horny toad:
      A frog says ribbit ribbit
      A horny toad says rub it rub it
       
      ntbf_rider, Jan 31, 2020
      #73
    14. Askyris

      Askyris Active Member Official Author

      Oh nuuuuuuu
       
      Askyris, Jan 31, 2020
      #74
    15. BIG_SHlT

      BIG_SHlT Well-Known Member

      woah
       
      BIG_SHlT, Jan 31, 2020
      #75
    16. war783

      war783 Member Official Author

      You know the joke "why did the chicken cross the road" and he did it to get to the other side....... well its a suicide joke... he got to the other side
       
      war783, Feb 12, 2020
      #76
    17. DietFood

      DietFood Well-Known Member Official Author

      hey guys wanna hear a construction joke

      wait nvm im still working on it
       
      DietFood, Feb 12, 2020
      #77
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    18. DietFood

      DietFood Well-Known Member Official Author

      ntbf_rider? more like nsfw_rider amiright
       
      DietFood, Feb 12, 2020
      #78
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    19. Auto_Man_XD

      Auto_Man_XD Well-Known Member Official Author

      What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll.
       
      Auto_Man_XD, Feb 20, 2020
      #79
    20. Auto_Man_XD

      Auto_Man_XD Well-Known Member Official Author

      Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved.
       
      Auto_Man_XD, Feb 20, 2020
      #80
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