Team Pizza: Uprising

Ok.

 

goods

 

F*** off man everybody likes pizza your traxs aren't even popular anymore

 

Oh snaup

 

yeah des rite

 

Daut buearn

 

DAYUMMMM!!!

 

Lol

 

wtf that wasn't a burn, and it wasn't even clever

 

but the pizza gods told me to be leader

 

Lol wut.

 

Btw it was meant in the way that it's not really a burn but sarcasm onto the people who would think it to be so.

 

I know I just said that-I have heard voices too. Whisperings in my head. A warm and friendly voice calling out to me. It sounded cheezy nd pepperoniy. It was clear, It was the pepperoni pizza pizza god. He told me that a counsel has happend. Mr_Snoogley has gone rogue. genericusername shall be named leader once more!!!!

 

And now they have called a third party (Me) to crown genericusername king and you a lowly servant!! Thou hast no such thing as swagger!! I have cursed you once and now I curse you again!! You have invoked the wrath of pizza I curse you now, upon the blood of the black sabbath full moon The next pizza you eat will transform to poison in your mouth!! Pizza shall be the end of you!!! The Pizza gods will make this curse active if you do not admit defeat! you are not the chosen one!!!

 

The calzone and stromboli gods praise my bravery

 

Thou loggerheaded pottle-deep pumpion! Thou froward scurvy-valiant dewberry! thou art a leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!

 

There you are mistaken a lie to make up for scandalous betrayal! Thou yeasty hell-hated flax-wench!

 

Alright bro, calm down. You'll be okay.

 

noooo I Must this is an outrage!!!!!!

 

bye I must focus my inner zen's power of rage to some other organism not that Mr_Snoorgly is an organism he is and it that's right IT!!!