Sexuality / Gender / Crushes

Just a bit off topic for a sec!
But is there a religion that is Christian, but with you have to slowly go up/down through different levels of reincarnations in order to go to hell/heaven,

 

Ahhh most of your named qualities are adorable and i totally relate and agree with

 

uhhh Hinduism I believe does acknowledges reincarnations? No idea...

 

Christianity typically disregards that, but my mother believes the exact same thing. She doesnt know of a name for it, but then again, it doesnt need to. Religion is a personal thing. Nobody has to share it.

 

Nah, but Hinduism has nirvanah, I don't believe in that! I'm just gonna say imchristian with a twist :/

 

Yes but i believe that the other parts of it are very different from christianity. But the reincarnation part is true.

 

Perfect. Twistchian.

 

That actually made my day ;D

 

I just wasted 1 minute of my life trying to pronounce that...then my brother walks in and asks me what the hell I'm doing xD

 

"Twistin, tw- twe- twistichin-twischi, tweschin, tw-"
"What the hell are you doing Komo?"

 

Huh, maybe, could depend on what you're watching too. Most of what I've seen involves them having straightforward sex or the girl giving blowjobs... Never seen one where the guy does much for the lady

Okay, that seems like it'd work perfectly.

 

Now you're just twisting my words

 

but that's the best bit to do...

 

You're telling me?

 

I'm saying so much ayyy right now that I'm going fonzie.

 

I have zero idea what that means, but alright.

 

Ah that's a pity. I think you'd like it - it's very female oriented and really sweet and soft and sensual. It's not ballslappy at all

 

I edited in an image, maybe you'll know what I mean.

 

Ayyy, THE PUNS!!!