Wagon is being charged with murder, thanks. The apartment flooded because Nalle ran out of buckets to cry into.
Update: All their furniture and pretty much everything else have gone to **** because of the salt water. You, wagon, will have to pay for that. You happy now? Cyber bullying is a serious crime.
The salt water caused such a massive hydrostatic pressure in our apartment that it blew up the whole building. According to the police the explosion was equivalent to Hiroshima and apparently the salt water included some radioactive chemicals that will cause vomiting, pain in your butthole and eventually death. All the snow in Finland has melted and this has increased the amount of people drowning and screaming for help. The water came in such massive amounts that you can see the effect even in the northern parts of Norway. This all led to a massive worldwide crisis which made the global warming look like a little lonely blueberry in the middle of a forest. Nuclear winter took place near the equator and has caused every single african to suffer from diabetes. It's wonderful how such little things can have so big effects on a large scale.
