post funny jokes here

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

 

Anything is possible?
False.
You can't ride a pigeon to school.
https://twitter.com/antijokeapple, i think that's enough now.

 

Yeah, especially Asian jokes. They're just wong on so many levels

 

ya totaly

 

Why couldn't the fish see anything?
He had water in his eyes.

Humor isn't really my thing...

 

SPAM ALLERT

and again

AND AGAIN
I see a pattern

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding onto the other monkey's tail
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Peer-pressure

 

why did the fourth fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the third monkey
Why did the fith fall out?
monkey see monkey dooooooooooo

 

Famous last words "It's rat poison, not human poison!" *Drinks*

 

"Let's play real life Frogger!"

 

I've got a good one, but it isnt really clean... Who wants to hear it?

 

You can, just make a spoiler

 

lets hear it