Poop Thread

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We are sorry we could not respond to your query sooner, but we agree with your statements, so we decided to look into it for you, and found some healthy tips on the world wide web.

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Try These Tricks for Quick poop Stimulation

1. Drink coffee.
2. Squat when you poop
3. Use a fiber supplement
4. Take a stimulant laxative
5. Take an osmotic laxative
6. Take a lubricant laxative
7. Try a stool softener
8. Use a suppository

fun fact
This is what makes fecal matter come out your ass:
Signals are sent along nerves to the part of the brain known as the cerebrum.
There they are processed, and signals are sent back to the lining of the anus.
The nerve impulse causes the inner sphincter to open, making you feel like you need to empty your bowels.

If you find yourself behind the clock, you should somehow force your inner sphincter to open. Try with your hands; or you can phone a friend.
You can put the squares in a bag and deal with it later! They're bite sized! Yummy! Scrumptious! Deee lish!

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