Obama Nation

Mine apologies. I hath received a headache. Mine thinking is blurred.

 

Enough with this madness! We must carry out thine plan, o panic-inducing one!

 

To thee problem. Can any of thee fix the matter?

 

Perhaps tho art hated by thee computer?

 

Hath thou attempted to restart thour magic light box?

 

Aye. Thee magic light box hath had thee problem for many moons you see

 

How doth one strike fear into thee hearts of thee nation without the free riding?

 

Perhaps thy magic light box is experiencing constipation.

 

Take it to the wizards at the place you call "Best Buy." They be named the "Geek Squad" there and specialize in working magic on light boxes.

 

Unless thou art deprived of thee place called "Best Buy".

 

Oy! Thee Squad of Geek. The wizards hath not spread into mine parts of the globe. The magic light box be the educators of the hut I occupy now

 

It be time for thee gap in thee day one calls "The time of Lunch". Please excuse.

 

Ay! May thee excuse mine absence as well.

 

I arrive

 

thou hath asked the highest of all powers for help. (ps, do you happen to have any tampermonkeys enabled for frhd? that could be causing the problem.) unfortunately, thine request of help has been denied by a lower power. unfortunate.

 

Ah, I do believe it shall be mine slow box of light. The educators they call "teachers" hath ordered new, modern magical light boxes. Alas, they hath neglected to activate them.

 

Ay, this be good news. Thou must take up patience in wait of modern magical light box. Tis a grave shame thy new light box is under neglect. In time being, we must spread awareness of such group we are.

 

Aye, well spoken. MEMBERS ASSEMBLE: triip goatosaur @Flouride Bellboys JoeBiden1 mbcool ShadowMaster987 malicia begin your journey. OUR REBELLION IS HERE!!

 

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