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aren't you scared of the spiders tho?? and the snakes??? and the 99 quadrillion zillionbillion schmaamladillion other poisinous things there?

 

Lol meh. It's fine haha

 

Well I am scared of big spiders like thetarantulas and scared of brown snakes. I'm scared of nearly all snakes and spiders except the daddy long legs and a kids carpet snake. We do have a bit of poisonous stuff in Aus but it's more the wildlife.

 

you aren't scared of carpet snakes??? Im terrified of those tiny spiders that aren't poisinous and garder snakes let alone other ones!!!!!!! I'd take a grizzly over a snake any day!!!

 

Lol a kids carpet snake. It's like a pet one haha. I hate any spider but daddy long legs haha

 

PET SNAKES!?!?!?!?!? AHHHHHH HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yeah! we had one in our grade 6 class! It was the classes pet snake! It didn't have venom and if it bit... it was only a nip. We got to feed it mice and such during class. It was amazing.
Ahh... The good days

 

and that is why I do not ever want to go to that place down there

 

Lol xD it's fun!

 

O_O skeeny is illuminati!!!
E; illuminati keeps snakes as pets? 0_o

 

I got 9.99 on the shuttle run.

 

Eli Has three letters... obviously
E- The 5th Letter in the Alphabet
L - The 12th Letter in the Alphabet
I - The 9th Letter in the Alphabet
We will times these because multiplying is the THIRD part in orders of operations.
5 x 12 x 9 = 540
Now Divide by 3
540/3 = 180
It Takes 180 Degrees to make a triangle!!!
Elibloodthirst cannot deny that he is part of it
Oh and did you ever notice that his profile picture has Illuminati written all over it.

Spoiler: You are fooling nobody

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fudge, you got me

 

Lets talk about chairs. Chairs can be red. Red. Blood. Gore. Mortal Kombat. Arcade game. Arcade. Building. House. Garden. Rose. Roses are red. You know what else is red? Chairs. Doesn't this seem a little suspicious? Like it was organized? Let's keep going and find out. Do you see what I did there? I made a reference to a colour, drew the audience away from the subject of the color, and then- BAM!! I hit them with the colour agian. They don't see it coming. And then I make it look like a huge global super-genius plot. Anyway, enough talking for now. Go on and make some jokes! Wait...
Jokes. Joke. Joke has four letters... Jokes make you laugh. Laugh has five letters. 4+5=9. Comedians tell jokes. Lots of people watch them. Lots. Parking lots. Pavement. Pavement is grey. Elephants are grey. It takes 2 elephants to make a baby elephant. That makes three elephants. 9 divided by 3 is three. Illuminati has 3 sides. Illuminati is green. Green is a secondary colour. Secondary colour. Primary colour. Shades. Grey. You know what else is grey? That's right, pavements. This cannot be a chance. It must have been orginized by some super-genius. Let's keep going. Pavements. You walk on pavements. Walking. When you walk, you use your eyes to see where you walk. Your eyes. You have two eyes. Eyes can watch. Watch. Movies. You watch movies. LoTR (lord of the rings) is a movie. LoTR. Sauron. Sauron has one eye. You have two eyes. 2-1=1. Illuminati has one eye. Joke is LOOMYNARDY KONFURMD!!

 

I'm so illumanati

 

Art = illuminati
art rhymes with fart
farts are smelly
cheese is also smelly
cheese comes from cows
cows are black and white
mickey mouse is also black and white
mickey mouse starts with the letter m
mona lisa also starts with the letter m
the mona lisa is a famous work of art
the mona lisa has eight letters
it takes 8 minutes for light from the sun to reach earth
sun
the sun is hot
the word hot has three letters
the word art also has three letters
3 + 3 = 6
six flags
six flags has roller coasters
roller coasters are fast
sonic is also fast
sonics friend tails is often ignored
ignored rhymes with surfboard
surfboards are made of wood
picture frames are also made of wood
picture frames have four corners
the illuminati has three sides
4-3=1
the illuminati has one eye
art=illuminati