Jokes

So a magician is on tour in Mexico, and he is about to perform a disappearing act.
"Uno, dos-" ... And he vanished without a trace!

(trace tres)

 

Yo mama's so fat, Hello kitty said 'goodbye'.

 

Yo mama's so fat, Dora couldn't explore her.

 

I have a bunch of jokes, but I'm about out of the nonracist ones. If you guys don't mind I'll tell some but in today's society you have to be cautious about this stuff. Even the 'yo mama's' were a little risky.

 

Ooh, got one.
How do you rape a camel?
-One hump at a time!

 

What's red and smells like blue paint?
-Red paint!

It works better verbally, on less intelligent people.

 

but this thread is made for jokes only

 

but you're boring man

 

a dyslexic walks into a bra

 

why did the football team go to the bank?
To get their quarterback.

 

Two chavs jump off a cliff to see who'd land the fastest, who wins?

Society.

A blonde, a brunette and a ginger all jump off a bridge to see who's land first, who won?

Not the blonde, she had to ask for directions