Is anyone else playing GTA V PC at full maxed out settings?

My job is making the software **** that makes your computer work, Windows or Mac OS or whatever that may be
Can you do it? No?
#pwned

 

That's completely unspecific. Like what we talking here buddy boy? Programming, if so what kind (If you wanna go specific and tell me a language then sure)? Hardware, what specifically? Like, you've basically said you make computers work but it takes a lot of things to make a computer work.

Oh and tell me what you're doing specifically and I'll tell you if I can do it. kthx.

 

Well then, I do a lot of types of code, some of them, but not all, are :

1. html
2. css
3. js
4. java
5. python
6. C
7. C++
8. perl
9. lisp
10. lua
11. assembly
12. Objective C
13. php
14. C#
15. Ruby

and so on
What job do you do? Collecting trash!?

 

No I'm still in college, learning to do exactly the **** you do. In fact I just got my Distinction in my programming / tagging language units.

1. HTML4/5 - Really nice tagging languages, really easy.
2. CSS - Doing this for my MTA right now actually, we haven't started the coding.
3. JavaScript All in course with the website production right?
4. Java as disgusting as it is you do use it a lot, I spent most of my programming unit on this.
5. Python I did all last year, really good introduction tbh.
7. C++ is another one I'm doing but it's more physical with machine coding and stuff.
12. Lol, fudge Apple ****. Objective C is becoming outdated anyway, you need to get with the times of swift
13. PHP is beautiful, you kinda pick it up when you go on forums so much. I'm so looking forward to the intense PHP classes I'm doing next year.
14. Ahh C sharp, how I'm not looking forward to you.

Well, as someone who is like half your age, I know parts or a lot of 9 languages already, although you know when you educate you kinda have to learn that ****. Also nice job with trying to ******* degrade me when I know full **** what you're on about. We're not all 12 year olds or widowed 40 year olds here and I'm sure a lot of other users know how to program :')

 

First of all, html is a markup language, not a tagging language!
Secondly, swift sucks.
Thirdly, Java isn't disgusting, it's just filled with a lot of security flaws so much that it's even disabled on iPhones! That's why I stopped using it. Even if it's only the web plugin that's flawed, I just for some unknown reason hate it!
Fourthly, C# is cool, not like you think it is!

 

this guy is 40 years old? hahahaha

 

Yes, any problems *****?

 

1) Yes, it is a markup language which is stringed together by what? tags. In class it is referred by a tagging language (by like some guy who acts like you, he's a douche).
2) Swift is what apple is using, don't blame me.
3) Java is pretty ******* disgusting (especially when you're like grueling over **** that should take 2 seconds but they make ti hard for you) but you know, anything that hates apple **** is a friend of mine.
4) Yeah, I didn't say C sharp wasn't, I just ain't looking forward to it lol.

So how's your Grand Theft Faggotry going?

 

There is nothing in this world that I have ever seen called a "tagging language"!
And Java is cool once you actually get to use it a lot, and I mean like 3 years a lot
Why aren't you looking forward to C#?

 

You just, have fun with that tagging thing.
Java is just ehhh at college, I wanted to do more than one language in class.
Oh because I'm getting tested on it by microsoft to get their certificate thing.

 

the certificate thing you're talking about is useless
In my resume I just write all the programming languages that I know in a bold font ( 30+ the last time I counted ), and my name and my email, and that's it! No certificate needed! And I instantly get hired! But now actually, I'm a freelancer because you can charge all what you want for your work! That's how to become a millionaire!

 

I don't think that's how it works these days lol

 

No, trust me, you do the same kind of resume that I did, and you will get hired! If you don't get hired, and I turn out to be wrong, I'll hire you!

 

Haha, it takes experience to get a job (along with qualies) then you know, to get the experience you gotta do stuff.

 

Okay!
Can you write html code which outputs itself ( also known as a quine code )?
If you do it, you get 30 bucks

 

Elibloodthirst
this is the code I was talking about! Has some css but works!

HTML:

<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<title>This is the title</title>
<style type="text/css"><![CDATA[
* {
  display:inline;
  white-space:pre;
}
html:last-child {
  white-space:normal;
}
html:before  {content:'<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">';}
html:after   {content:'</html>';}
head:before  {content:'<head>';}
head:after   {content:'</head>';}
title:before {content:'<title>';}
title:after  {content:'</title>';}
style:before {content:'<style type="text/css"><![CDATA[';}
style:after  {content:']]\00003e</style>';}
body:before  {content:'<body/>';position:absolute;left:0;}
]]></style>
</head>
<body/>
</html>

 

Elibloodthirst did you try it yourself though!?

 

I've been out for the last, idk. 45 minutes?

 

Okay, well, can you try do do it yourself!?