well you see, drawing a loop is actually far easier than it seems. of course, you could draw practically anything and consider it a loop despite it not being one. if you want the truest form of loop, you'll have to follow closely.
first off, grab some moisturizer. trust me, you'll need it. apply a generous amount to your computer screen, spreading it and equally distributing it across the surface. now, grab some latex examination gloves and get to work.
you'll want to start off by drawing a number 2. (leave off the arms and legs, this one won't be dancing any time soon.) as crazy as it sounds, this is a great base to work off of when creating a loop. erase the bottom of the two, leaving you with an arc at the top in the shape of a cane. shorten the straight portion of the 'cane,' because loops are really gay and need to be as not-straight as possible. as
F1N alluded to earlier, just because a loop is gay doesn't mean you can't enjoy riding it.
now that you've got something that looks like an overturned letter u, you'll want to detail it.
detailing a loop is undoubtedly the most diffucult and frustrating thing one can do in this game. it may take a few hours, days, weeks; but when you get it right it'll look amazing. get the scenery brush tool and set it on the lowest length your human body can muster. rub the moisturizer off your screen because you'll want to see what you're doing. take your hand and place it on your trackpad / mouse and outline the loop with the scenery brush. here is where you have more artistic freedom, so do what lever you feel looks worst and re-do it until it looks absolutely horrid. personally i like to fill my loops with memes, but we all have our preferences.
now that you've made and detailed your loop, ride it. the vehicles you're given are horrible for riding loops so you'll want to use the helicopter powerup to ride this monster. take your helicopter and begin to fly it towards the entry of the loop. just as you reach the loop, scream 'allahu akbar!' and fly it into the side. if your helicopter explodes, you've done it correctly. if it doesn't, you aren't very skilled with this game and need to practice riding loops more. that ir your loop is complete trash and is therefore un-rideable.
hope this helped. happy akbarring!
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