Fun Facts!!

cool

 

*cough cough* BARK *cough*

 

*kills dog*

 

im going to cry

 

i cant beleive you've done this

 

Do it in a Corner so I don't have to hear it or watch

Nah that's pretty harsh tbh, lmao you know I like dogs too, I'd never kill one

 

Sometimes I still slip on my heelys and rip around the mall. It's super fun so long as you don't mind everyone around you thinking you're a giant phag.

 

nobody thinks you're a giant phag, dw

v real live footage from inside girl's panties when they see me riding my heelys v

 

I'm cooler than liquid nitrogen ( ͡°◡ ͡° )

 

Das cold.

 

Sometimes I wear a giant dog costume for the fun of it. It's super fun so long as you don't mind everyone around you thinking you're a giant phag.

 

I am beast at soccer.

 

fun fact, kangaroos has 3 vaginas

 

The fact that you called football soccer immediately invalidates that statement

 

I am trying to get used to this "american" life.

Edit; Notice how I used the word "beast" in there.