FIREBEATS Life Story

wow. the ***** called you a b!tch? Damn.

 

How old yo girl? RAPPERJACK

 

not telling you

 

RAPPERJACK I respect that. (I aint tryna steal yo girl. I was just asking.) I got a new girl now.

 

ok also can you stop mentioning me in this thread plz

 

ok. ill stop mentioning you. I thought that if you do that, you will git the message.

 

new chapter added

 

PSSST VS CHILD SUPPORT
Chapter 1:

There I was, division 2 juvenile court. This crackhead hoe brought me in claiming I was her child’s father. Now f***ing this girl was already regrettable but I swear I busted my nut on this girl’s back, there is no way this kid is mine. Besides last time I saw this chick was 3 years ago. But then I saw it, she showed the court the child, whom she named RAPPERJACK. I was in shock, the kid was already sporting the jewfro and glasses which I also had at a young age. As they showed the similarities between myself at a young age, I grew extremely scared. Me, the young handsome gangster pimp known as pssst could not be caught in this crackhead hoes web of thottery. As I looked at this hoe and child, I grew fearful, “is this my future baby mama?” I prayed to god to save me. Almost about to break into tears, the door to the courtroom slammed open. “MY NAME IS BRACEROJRPHENOM. For all of you sexist that are on here, girls do play freerider HD. I am a male (boy) and am not sexist. I beleive ALL men and women are equal,” the mystery man bursted in saying, “I AM THE FATHER.”
Oh my god the simp saved me.

 

Blessed be thine holy simps

 

Oml what even is this thread

 

RAPPERJACK has got level 1000 street cred

 

this is quite inspiring this thread

 

oh shi thats long as flip

 

shes at least 14 or 13

 

who is

 

14

 

...

 

I also grew up in abusive childhood

 

me; ok then listen to my family
rapperjack: fudge this **** im out