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  • Fake Newspaper Editors

    Discussion in 'Anything and everything Free Rider' started by BattleBro, Mar 8, 2018.

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    Would you like to join?

    Poll closed Apr 26, 2018.
    1. Yes

      3 vote(s)
      37.5%
    2. I'd rather read your articles

      2 vote(s)
      25.0%
    3. You stop writing crap you lying ingrate fabricator of society!

      3 vote(s)
      37.5%
    1. BattleBro

      BattleBro Well-Known Member Official Author

      Alright, I wrote an article recently and I think the majority of you saw it. If not, here's the link:
      http://community.freeriderhd.com/th...rs-lead-riot-in-texas.9081/page-3#post-192126
      It was basically a spoof of DeathBob1 's locked thread 'Tracks that do not deserve a feature'. It received a lot of flack and disagreement.
      http://community.freeriderhd.com/threads/tracks-that-do-not-deserve-a-feature.8985/

      Anyways, I think it was a pretty successful article and I got like 5 new followers because of it.
      mATTC644 asked if he could collaborate with me on future articles so I decided to invite a 2 or 3 more editors to apply.
      Requirements:
      - Good at writing
      - Fluent in proper English (No 'u' for 'you' or 'r' for 'are' etc...)
      - Have good ideas for a juicy new fake story.
      I will have to turn some of you down if this gets popular.
      If you want to join a News Team with a little more reward to it, than join Volund 's news team. But it's kind of dead now so...
      Feel free to ask questions if I missed anything.
       
    2. mATTC644

      mATTC644 Casual Member Official Author

    3. cctvcctvcctv

      cctvcctvcctv Well-Known Member

      lol no
       
    4. mATTC644

      mATTC644 Casual Member Official Author

      Is this really going well so far?
       
    5. DeathBob1

      DeathBob1 Active Member Official Author

      can i join? i wanna spoof the onion
       
    6. BattleBro

      BattleBro Well-Known Member Official Author

      The onion?
       
    7. Paralyzed

      Paralyzed Member

      Can I join
       
    8. BattleBro

      BattleBro Well-Known Member Official Author

      Do you fit all the requirements?
      - Good at writing
      - Fluent in proper English (No 'u' for 'you' or 'r' for 'are' etc...)
      - Have good ideas for a juicy new fake story.
       
    9. Paralyzed

      Paralyzed Member

      The last 9ne, I could work on it
       
    10. Paralyzed

      Paralyzed Member

    11. lone_wolf137

      lone_wolf137 Member

      i know, we need KillerMeemStar in here he's the best for fake news
       
    12. mATTC644

      mATTC644 Casual Member Official Author

    13. mATTC644

      mATTC644 Casual Member Official Author

      but he's been inactive for over an year
       
    14. SlashDash

      SlashDash Member Official Author

      Not to brag, but I've always enjoyed writing, and I'm pretty good at it. I wrote some pretty hilarious stuff when one of my teachers got a bit lax in the guidelines...
      If I didn't have so much to do already, I would submit one of my works for you to review, and hopefully join the team. However, as I don't have enough time as of late, I'll be content to read your humorous articles.
       
    15. mATTC644

      mATTC644 Casual Member Official Author

      ok, i can review one of your works.
       
    16. BattleBro

      BattleBro Well-Known Member Official Author

      Hey, that's my job. I haven't even officially accepted you yet :/ I haven't seen anything you've written.
       
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    17. mATTC644

      mATTC644 Casual Member Official Author

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    18. mATTC644

      mATTC644 Casual Member Official Author

      I got an A on an 11-page narrative. Not bragging.
       
    19. oq38476tyVBc964t

      oq38476tyVBc964t Active Member Official Author

    20. BattleBro

      BattleBro Well-Known Member Official Author

      Sure, I'll start a conv.
       
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