Failures

Face planted while running, in a parking lot, 5 yrs old, wearing a skirt, on the night of a singing performance. Mah bruh called me egghead the whole week
When you start singing, your voice sounds awesome, and you have a coughing fit.
I was reading in grammar school, walked straight into a tetherball pole. In front of the guy mentioned http://community.freeriderhd.com/threads/confessions.2383/page-19#post-103267 there, while I still liked him