dantexpress Loyalty Points Program

its funny cause it's ironic

 

Clean gig mate

 

Hey guys! I have just been contacted by dantexpress, and he informed me that he chose 5 forums members, and every like that you put on those people's profiles will give you an extra 2 points. I just so happen to be one of those people, but I am unaware of the identities of the others​

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL hi

You spelt receive wrong 3 times. Don't worry, I do it all the time.

 

Hey, it's I before E, except after C, in Australia, and on Tuesdays and Saturdays at 6:00

 

i will join rhis

 

It would be amazing if I joined this. So I will. Because I am amazing. And dantexpress is amazing. But he is more amazing than I am amazing. So for my humble gratitude of my and his amazingness I shall Make a Haiku of our amazingness.

I, AfterImage
declare dantexpress is
The most amazing.

(I actually believe he is so amazing and in no way, shape, or form am trying to win a collab)

(Because of my amazing truthfulness, which is almost as amazing and truthful as dantexpress himself, I shall make another haiku in his name.)

The truthfulness of
Amazing dantexpress
Is so much truthful

(beautiful. Brings tears to my eyes. )

 

what if satire when

 

do not understand what thou art sayingst to mine hear-holes

 

Also dantexpress2 is cool so I should get bonus points *cough, cough* I mean recognition for seeing this amazingnessis.

 

In fact, because of dantexpress being so amazing I shall create a new (I would call it a disease but diseases are bad) thing called Amazingsyntosistitis. A bad (or in his case good) case of amazingness.

 

i am one of those people

 

Hey, dante, can i get 500 points each of my haikus?

 

omg totally in ! i liked every post you've ever made and followed you on the forums and liked all of your tracks and commented 4x on every one of them and subbed with all 14 of my accounts to you and your alt and spammed your discord dms with "i love you dante" about 500 times and bought a ticket to australia and two tickets to the nearest lynyrd skynyrd show so we can go together and so i can pluck a few hairs off of your massively hairy chest and use them in my next science experiment to create a female version of you using your own dna and make both of you mate (it's not incest, it's technically masturbating), causing you to have exactly 1000 babies and will use your children to foster and grow the world's first and only dante army and use aforementioned army to take over the world one by one, first by conquering britain, then the US, then the rest of the world slowly but surely and once i have done this with my dante army, now over 1 million soldiers now, i will globalize it into one culture, a phenomenon so hard and so moving, the new religion will worship Dante in the holy book called the Dantonium and all will migrate to dante's homeland, Lemon Lime City (formerly known as australia) and sacrifice lambs and pictures of his BBCE into a roaring pyre to show gratitude and humble servitude toward dante and we will also have a massive, worldwide holiday every november 8th to commemorate all the good dante has done for the world and supermarkets will sell dante cakes and dante chocolates and real life dante cardboard cutouts on a piñata and the world will adore you and die for you and meanwhile you'll have drunk my immortality potion and live forever to see the world worship you and you only. how's that sound?

 

um. huh.

 

that's either true loyalty or true creepiness

 

both, both is good

 

dantexpress i have always loved your work, clean smooth jumps, and super great detail on a level that i could never hope to achieve.
i also think you are super cool and have always been.


can i have 1,000,000,000 points pls

 

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nice way to farm likes