Confessions!

im ok w dying rn

im not suicidal or anything, im just ok w the thought

 

ima be a dad

 

uhmm, hey guys... I know you all have thought i was a stand up artist and ghoster for many years now, but I have to come clean. I can't live with this on my chest so... yes, I have tas'ed all my ghosts. I'm honestly surprised you guys didn't figure it out yet, seeing how quickly you crack down on other cheaters. I also have been holding a small Asian child hostage so that he can draw all my tracks for me, due to being far too busy to draw anymore. I have him working 17 hours a day so that he can draw as many undetailed jump tracks as humanly possible (which, I have discovered, is about 78 per day) Please forgive me for this and I will change my actions in the future. Goodbye.

 

okay confessions

1. i dont have a confession
2. the statement above is a lie
3. statement four is lying
4. statement 2 is a lie
5. statement 3 never tells the truth
6. statement six has no comment
7. statement seven is out of town
8. this is the last statement
9. this is the first statement

 

this was a really creative answer

however, the story isnt long enough, please explain further

 

shut up COLIN!!!

 

lol, he talks way too much, thank you!!!

 

so true

 

My confession is that I'm a gay furry

 

cap

 

There is somethimg inherently and deeply disgusting about furries. I'm furphobic, that's my confession.

 

Good thing I managed to kill my gay furry

to be honest i'm not sure it's dead

 

It's really like a curse...

Ahem, Coager

 

WHY????????"?"

 

Why what?

 

why

gay furry

 

wdym

 

why become gay furry, what's the point?

Never mind, whatever floats your boat.

 

I've been a gay furry for 5 years now