Confessions

nice dude

 

I track rn

 

guys one time when i was about 4 years old, i picked up my sister's shi.t in my hand after she shi.t in the bathtub. my hands have not felt clean since

 

One time when i was 3 i saw a cigarette on the floor and tried to smoke it, i didn't even know i was supposed to light i lmao

 

with your feet

 

lol i made five alts to friend and play the campaigns but i don't even remember the login info

 

im gay

 

One time when I was 11 I tried jumping off a concrete hill to fly because I wanted to make a point to my mother (who told me that I couldn't fly at the time.) she never caught me and I never flew.

 

My FRHD related:

- i essentially made an alt for no reason bc i didnt know you could just reset the password by clicking "forgot password?"
- i spacebar 0.1% of my ghosts, but the amount of time spent between spacebars is so horrible i do worse than without it
- i send friend requests on frhd to people who are friends with cerasium, cerulean, xenom, nvg, dblu or eli. yes this is a low ball

My non-FRHD related:

- up until i was like 4 or 5 i picked my nose and ate whatever s**t was on my finger. it was salty.
- during a school spirit assembly, one of my friends sitting next to me french-kissed my long-a** neck and it was ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS
- i get morning woods 5 out of 7 days a week. i dont know why bc i personally do not wish for that to happen
- i once vandalized a bathroom trying to "clean it" when i was 9. if that wasnt bad enough, this was in a CHURCH BATHROOM. after fessing up abt it i had to seek confession from a priest cause that was actually f**ked up like why was i so retarded back then
- i realized that colloquialisms and coarse language like "giving head" and similar matter all were used plenty as hell before i even went into kindergarten. realized that last year, all that in a single frank ocean song (pyramids by frank ocean)
- i try to play volleyball like im in haikyuu. all i have is some vert but not a lot of skill...
- i dont pirate fl studio and it sucks
- i proudly watch anime, and my top 3 are csm, horimiya and solo leveling. laugh at me
- i am an asian who wears glasses but doesnt score very well in all my subjects

 

just gonna put this out there mate morning wood is a common and natural thing that goes on with men. It's not because of being horny or whatever, rather it's just blood flowing throughout the body, and there are some studies that say it can happen 3-5 times a night. Waking up with morning wood is just waking up to the last bit of that cycle. It's nothing to be ashamed of