Brag about yourself

I'm not kidding when I walked by 5 men's" a restraunt" this fat guy came strolling out with the most humungous sandwich I have ever seen lol

 

I absolutely love those places where they serve gigantic burgers and stuff haha, like omg I wish I could actually devour one but my stomach can't handle that much grease

 

I had one of those. 10 f*cking pounds. I hated and loved myself afterword.

 

I decided to go there one time and get a sandwich. I had leftovers for 4 days

 

HOLY SHÍT HAHAHA

LIKE HOW DO YOU EVEN START THEM

 

Jaw pain. That's pretty much it. My jaw was sore for a few days after eating it.

 

You have to squish the thing down hard

 

Me af

 

At first I thought that pic was fat Albert

 

I was getting banned.

 

I've posted about four tracks that threw the whole community into shambles, so I guess that's pretty controversial

 

I bake really good cakes, I can memorise entire twin peaks sequences, and I play guitar and percussion. I am the best sight reader my guitar teacher has ever seen, and I can swim like a champion. I also confuse people by using terminology not used in the that country, and I have many friends, all of which are amazing artists and are obsessed with anime.

 

The first time maybe, the second time the knew he we a good choice and it was that or mitt Romney

 

With my hacking skills can turn off any computer in the world with one press of a button





Press the off button

 

The only thing I want to brage about here is that I used to be able to complete like 5 different rubix cubes

 

I can cook 1 minute rice in 59 seconds.

 

I'm friends with the one of the youngest Google admins (his brother is the youngest) and am aquaintences with a NFL player.

 

I can swim. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

I win every boxing match I've done 10-0

 

I can play Echoes by Pink Floyd on drums. (almost) (was 20 minutes in with 3 minutes left and then my dad came in and yelled at me for smth )