Brag about yourself

Congrats!

 

he survived the temptation

 

I can run a solid 4 2/6 minute mile, faster than everyone else in my grade and the one above me (and I'm not in sport athletics)(I'm in marching band ) e; on the time.

I am one of the 6 best tuba players in all high schools in Ohio.

I have been told by adults that play pro soccer that I play like a professional.

I can hold my breath for 2.5 minutes.

I can drink a gallon of milk in 5 minutes.

It takes me 10 minutes to eat a whole chicken (2 breasts, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and 2 legs.)

I can knock people out in one punch.

I can crush a can with my forehead.

I'm not Jewish but people say I still got a jewfro though.

 

Only 17 seconds behind the all time Mens record and beat the all time Womens record by 12. WHOA!

That being said, I run an 8 minute mile

 

Actually about 4 and 2/6 minutes. Sorry, I don't get technical at 11pm at night

 

4m20s is still pretty crazy, thats like a consistent sprint for the whole mile distance.

 

I can solve the rubik's cube

 

i can solve the 4x4x4 rubik's cube

 

I can scramble the rubik's cube.

 

I can solve any cube up to 11x11. Yes, I have an 11x11.
My 3x3 time was previously like 29 sec using friedrich method, although it probably takes me a minute or so because I haven't picked up a cube in a year.

 

i can do a 3x3 in 4min about :/

 

It really is. At my school there is this long ovalur sidewalk that was measured to be a quarter of a mile. We run it 4 times when we timed miles. My first try was 5 minutes and it improved over 3 weeks.

 

nice, we share a talent

 

I can do it in a world record time.

 

Well... There's Wave and myself

 

Statistically***
I have a feature, you guys dont (yet)

 

I'm the best at brush autos

E; i hardly see them anyways though lol

 

I can get a b*ner without a pill

 

I can drink a 30 rack of beer or an entire bottle of captain in one night.
I won an award for "Best Student Sports Broadcast" for a baseball game I did play by play for. I competed against 124 other D1, D2, and D3 schools.
I was once known as the best automaker in the game.
I can throw a baseball over 300 feet. I have thrown one from a football field goal post and hit the post on the other side.
I once made it in the state paper when I revived and saved a little girl from drowning when I used to lifeguard.
I focked a 35 year old. I'm 20

 

Oh baby