Be as unhelpful as possible forum game

Acquire a massive fortune, pay someone to find out the mods' real identities, meet them in real life, develop friendships over years of interaction, use your fortune to buy Kano games without them knowing about it, one day casually bring up the fact that you own the company that they work for and that you are massively rich and powerful. A couple of months later, publish your track and mention it to them, saying how it would be such a shame if such a "quality" track doesn't get first place on the trending list. If that doesn't work, send them an email suggesting that the track needs more attention, and that they should "acquire" more plays for it. If they still do not get the point, tell them out-right to increase the number of plays the track has or else. Once you have secured the first place spot, delete them in your contacts list and never talk to them again.

I've done a suspicious amount of research on explosives online recently, for non-worrying reasons. I need help throwing the government off my tail...

 

Cirrhosis is a chronic liver disease characterized by the replacement of healthy liver tissue with scar tissue, which impairs liver function. While there is no specific medication that can cure cirrhosis, treatment aims to manage the underlying cause, alleviate symptoms, and prevent further liver damage. Here are some approaches commonly used: Treating the underlying cause: The treatment will depend on the underlying cause of cirrhosis, which can include chronic alcohol abuse, viral hepatitis (such as hepatitis B or C), fatty liver disease, autoimmune hepatitis, or others. Addressing and managing the cause is essential in preventing further liver damage. Medications to manage symptoms: Doctors may prescribe medications to manage specific symptoms associated with cirrhosis. For example, diuretics can help reduce fluid retention and swelling, while lactulose or other medications may be used to manage hepatic encephalopathy (a condition affecting brain function due to liver dysfunction). Antiviral medications: If cirrhosis is caused by a viral infection, such as hepatitis B or C, antiviral medications may be prescribed to slow down the progression of liver damage and reduce inflammation. Corticosteroids and immunosuppressants: In cases where cirrhosis is caused by autoimmune hepatitis or other autoimmune conditions affecting the liver, medications like corticosteroids or immunosuppressants may be used to reduce inflammation and prevent further damage. Medications for alcohol-related cirrhosis: For individuals with cirrhosis caused by alcohol abuse, abstinence from alcohol is crucial. Medications such as naltrexone or acamprosate may be prescribed to help reduce alcohol cravings and support sobriety. It's important to note that the specific treatment approach for cirrhosis varies depending on the individual's condition, the extent of liver damage, and other factors. Therefore, it's vital to consult with a healthcare professional who can provide appropriate guidance and personalized treatment recommendations based on your specific circumstances.

 

I'm not an alcoholic, this text is describing an illness cause by alcohol abuse

 

Roofie a girl

I need to purchase a present

 

I am being as unhelpful as possible

 

Okay eli this is how you purchase a roof and give it as a present to a girl

1. Assess the need and identify someone who requires a new roof.
2. Research roofing options and set a budget.
3. Seek assistance from charitable organizations or local groups, if possible.
4. Coordinate with the recipient, involving them in the process without revealing the surprise.
5. Plan the surprise roof installation with professionals.
6. Present the gift, expressing your intention and effort.
7. Follow up and offer ongoing support to maintain the roof's condition.

 

Go beg for money on the streets then give that money as the present

I need help with getting ripped

 

Walk to the kitchen and start bulking

I need help curing my boredom

 

A refrigerator contains 89,382 calories

 

Cure your boredom

I need help