It has been reported that
DeathBob1 has led a city-wide march in the hometown of
TallTexan just a little less than a month after his track "Midnight Parkour" was featured.
"This is just terrible!" DeathBob1 said in an interview mid-march, "I can't just stand idle while we desecrate the meaning and purity of a Featured track!"
Many protesters began throwing rocks through the windows of \_(0_0)_/ TallTexan Tower \_(0_0)_/. Employees of TallTexan leaned out the windows of the tower screaming "Leave us and our grid alone!"
"We wanna see TallTexan!" DeathBob1 shouted. "He says he's working on something big and cannot be disturbed! Not even by Collaberation seekers!"
AdrionChapa, head of marketing said about 13 stories up.
Char popped his head out of window momentarily to view the riot, and concealed himself just as fast like a meerkat.
The protest got even more ugly as
Slayed and
Inversely joined in and started throwing out pointless arguments towards TallTexan, leading a new gang of aimless people who didn't really have a say in the matter, but just wanted to pile on.
The local police force led by
Stig cleared the protest with tear gas and the 'jealousy' approach.
Local celebrities like
Elibloodthirst and
WyattStonhouse tried to keep a fashionable bias stance towards the matter, as they didn't want to lose their fame in choosing a side.
Max007x was clearly heated as he was the one who gave the track a feature, but nobody could quite tell if he was just embarrassed, or stubborn.
TallTexan later tweeted out "\_(0_0)_/ seriously y'all! I done did put a mighty large amount of effort into my track, and all the other folks on Free Rider done do agree with me! \_(0_0)_/ Y'all just got the jeebers on me 'cause you can't use the grid! \_(0_0)_/"
an anonymous comment that was clearly from DeathBob1 stated "This isn't over!"
Stay tuned for the next article where you might learn that you yourself are actually an alt of Backstreet. Results might shock you.
This article is not meant to offend or praise TallTexan or DeathBob1. If you have any complaints, take it up to Brett. Click to expand...
