All about everyone.

Ok.

 

when you live in the middle of nowhere

i can literally see the neon sign of a chinese food place from my bedroom window lmao

 

yeah the one in town kinda burnt down, that's why. there's a thai place but it's about twice the price of driving to a better chinese place, so i mean why not do the trek and look at mountains and stuff right

 

what is that
what even is a hill
trees what

 

what is building
skyscrapers what is that some kind of antifreeze
#livinginhutswithwifi2k16

 

huts what even is that
i mean we have sand
and sand
and more sand
oh look some saltwater
hey lets build a city on this sandbar thats like seven feet above sea level
ok this one has some bedrock lets build taller shít on it
construction oh we need a crane to reach the tall shít
gravity whats that

#cranesthataretwoblockslongfallingonpeoplefromthirtystorieshigh2k16

 

we have dirt
and some rocks
and some more rocks
dirt too
there's a river but who cares about that stuff amirite
oh hey look it gets to below freezing temperatures
let's NOT PUT GOOD HEATING IN HOUSES
that sounds like a good idea
oh and let's put crappy a/c in there for the summers when it gets to 90 degrees outside
yeah that's a swell plan good work everyone

 

lets build a ton of apartments
ok yeah they should all look the same
wait ew thats not right
no screw that knock that down
wait hell
not that building
oh well too late
well i mean we still have the other building so
what the fùck
goddamnit
bush wtf

 

hey look let's be a big community and attract people to live here
but we're mostly farming, what would that help u-
shh, we're building a lot of houses it's fine
but-
shhhhhhhhhhhh


and now i live here lol

 

wow

 

hey lets build one of the worlds greatest cities right here
that is water level
dude its fine we will just pump all the co2 right there
ok lol
wait we like have no space
o shít lol
lets keep building
k
when do the suburbs start tho there is still townhouses and apartments here
they will start over there
over there?
yea right there *points to horizon*
ok lol lets keep building
o now there is cars
wait but
we built no highways
o shít lol
haha oops
lol traffic anyone??
wait did we ever start the suburbs
no
ok so how big is this queens place gonna be
idk keep knocking down trees and building ghettoes
inb4 all decent land is exhausted and the suburbs only start like an hour from the city
ok

 

I dare you to see him IRL. You guys would be good buds. Btw Backtwice, F1N is a ginger.

 

OH NO I HAD NO IDEAAAAA

 

Shaddap

 

Literally nobody knew that.

 

I am a golden retriever and I have a wife and two sons. I went to the moon once when I was 15years old in dog years.

 

wow i didnt even know u guys lived in the same country i thought bt was from africa damn

 

yeah ikr mystery solved!

 

im gay for a kangaroo