Welcome, Everyone, to the fifteenth instalment of the Coager Chronicles! The Coager Chronicles is an independent news source brought to you by yours truly. This is where I bring to you the best updates for the most topical events of the FRHD forums. And on today's chronicle I'm here to discuss the inner workings of Kano Games' illegal human trafficking operation. For a long time now Kano Games has very publicly dismissed Free Rider HD and it's slowly shrinking community despite it being their most popular game. It begs the question "Why have Kano decided to abandon the game that obviously makes them the most money?" Well I put my investigative journalism skills to the test to find out what Kano has going on behind the scenes. I've done some digging and discovered that illegal human trafficking has been on the rise in several countries. Coincidentally this rise in illegal human trafficking overlaps with the steady decline of Free Rider HD's player base as seen in the graph below. These statistics lead me to two possible conclusions regarding Kano Games as a company. 1.) Kano has been luring in children for years using Free Rider Pro as bait in order to kidnap and sell them to the highest bidder. If this is the case it quite accurately explains why Free Rider HD as a game is seeing a steady decline in it's player base, as Kano Games have been kidnapping kids faster than Free Rider HD's reputation can rake them in. 2.) Kano have been sitting pretty with all their illegal human trafficking money and the decline of Free Rider HD is simply from neglect due to the fact that the ad revenue and microtransactions the game used to produce are now rendered obsolete. Obviously if Kano Games have a successful illegal Human trafficking operation then they would have no need to take care of a game that makes them pocket change in comparison. The research that I've put into this leaves me with absolute certainty that Kano Games illegally traffic humans, however it leaves me with several more questions unanswered. Such as how deep does Kano Games' team of illegal human traffickers go? Who is and isn't apart of the operation? Who among our current admins are covering this up for their own self interest? It's my own educated hypothesis that Kano Games have been supplying our own community admins with hush money. Most likely Mr..A, who needed a safety net to fall on in the case where their music doesn't gain the traction it deserves and Totoca12, who at the time needed money to fund his underground FRHD gambling ring as previously mentioned here, received payment from Kano Games to keep silent. In conclusion, illegal human trafficking is the only explainable reason as to why Kano Games has been able to keep itself from going bankrupt over the years that's it's neglected Free Rider HD and we, the Free Riders, need to rise up and stand against illegal human trafficking. Or maybe we should just kidnap some game developers and sell them to Kano, because if you haven't seen the state of the game, they need them lmao. This concludes the fifteenth issue of the Coager Chronicles. Now since this is an independent project, I will be taking requests for future news stories that you, the viewer, would like to see covered. only good stories of course. Keep in mind that these Chronicles are entirely factual. And be sure to leave a comment about how you hate Kano Games.
One day i accidentally looked a kano employee in the eye and theyran me over an shot my dog... i admire your bravery for uncovering this plot coatged badder
OUTRAGEOUS! I read the whole thing and this article is very unfair. No, it's not true, I didn't receive my hush money yet. Other than that, I can not confirm or deny any of that. I can't speak for Kano on that matter.
As for suggestions for this so called "journalist", why don't you talk about the great conspiracy between you, Rayb25 and others to sabotage my contest, get benefits for Coated_Badger (aka yourself) and make RadiumRC leave the game? I have absolutely irrefutable proof that Coated_Badger is behind this. As you guys can see in the RadiumRC's exposé thread, there's this tag (I honestly didn't put it there) asking for RadiumRC's features to be transferred to "Coager", aka Coated_Badger. Many EAs and VIPs seemed to conspire on this to get benefits for Coated_Badger and Cerasium (with the FRWC6 sabotage) apparently. But why? What's the connection here? Is RadiumRC right all along? Why did he vanish? Is he alive? I don't know yet, but I know that it won't be covered on this unreliable and biased news source. I think I probably should start my own news source to fight against those insane claims. Smh.
i think that cerulean locked up radium in his basement along with boostbutt to ghost tracks on his tas account for him also kano games < trash
