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The Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Anything and Everything not Free Rider' started by Diamond.Hawk, Jan 1, 2020.

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  1. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    Where would a person with with one leg work?
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    IHOP

    What would you call your sister who lost her leg?
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    Eileen
     
    Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
    #61
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  2. Logeton

    Logeton Guest

    When you play dead fish with your grandpa but everyone else at the funeral gets angry
     
    Logeton, Jan 8, 2020
    #62
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  3. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    Ooooh
     
    Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
    #63
  4. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    It was odd how my grandma died... it was like her zodiac sign... cancer... :C
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    She was eaten by a giant crab, obviously :D
     
    Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
    #64
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  5. Logeton

    Logeton Guest

    You’re a giant crab
     
    Logeton, Jan 8, 2020
    #65
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  6. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    Nope pls no lol
     
    Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
    #66
  7. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    icattallthedark licking his bowl clean
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    Everyone else in the bathroom :\
     
    Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
    #67
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  8. Logeton

    Logeton Guest

    I lick your mums vegana clean
     
    Logeton, Jan 8, 2020
    #68
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  9. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    Ok then...
     
    Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
    #69
  10. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    Cya going to bed
     
    Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
    #70
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  11. nyyx

    nyyx Member

    Screenshot 2020-01-08 at 12.23.38 PM.png
     
    nyyx, Jan 8, 2020
    #71
  12. ntbf_rider

    ntbf_rider Casual Member

    lol
     
    ntbf_rider, Jan 31, 2020
    #72
  13. ntbf_rider

    ntbf_rider Casual Member

    The difference between a frog and a horny toad:
    A frog says ribbit ribbit
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    A horny toad says rub it rub it
     
    ntbf_rider, Jan 31, 2020
    #73
  14. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    Oh nuuuuuuu
     
    Askyris, Jan 31, 2020
    #74
  15. BIG_SHlT

    BIG_SHlT Well-Known Member

    woah
     
    BIG_SHlT, Jan 31, 2020
    #75
  16. war783

    war783 Member Official Author

    You know the joke "why did the chicken cross the road" and he did it to get to the other side....... well its a suicide joke... he got to the other side
     
    war783, Feb 12, 2020
    #76
  17. DietFood

    DietFood Well-Known Member Official Author

    hey guys wanna hear a construction joke

    wait nvm im still working on it
     
    DietFood, Feb 12, 2020
    #77
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  18. DietFood

    DietFood Well-Known Member Official Author

    ntbf_rider? more like nsfw_rider amiright
     
    DietFood, Feb 12, 2020
    #78
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  19. Auto_Man_XD

    Auto_Man_XD Well-Known Member Official Author

    What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll.
     
    Auto_Man_XD, Feb 20, 2020
    #79
  20. Auto_Man_XD

    Auto_Man_XD Well-Known Member Official Author

    Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved.
     
    Auto_Man_XD, Feb 20, 2020
    #80
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