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The Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Anything and Everything not Free Rider' started by Diamond.Hawk, Jan 1, 2020.

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  1. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    The Story of Little Timmy (open)
    Little Timmy was wandering around his house, minding his own business, and looks into his parents room as he walks by. He sees them having some "fun,"and asks them what they are doing. His parents respond, "We are making a cake." Little Timmy gets that thought in his head and later goes to bed that night. The next morning, he sees his parents on the couch having more fun, so later that day he asks them if they were making another cake on the couch this morning? His mother responds, "Yes, why..." Timmy says, "Because I already licked all the frosting off the couch."
     
    Askyris, Jan 7, 2020
    #41
  2. epochemu

    epochemu Active Member Official Author

    What has 4 wheels and flies?

    Answer (open)
    A garbage truck

    sorry for dad joke
     
    epochemu, Jan 7, 2020
    #42
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  3. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    Did you read mine above?
     
    Askyris, Jan 7, 2020
    #43
  4. Seventeen

    Seventeen Active Member Official Author

    Ye
     
    Seventeen, Jan 7, 2020
    #44
  5. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    Good joke?
     
    Askyris, Jan 7, 2020
    #45
  6. Seventeen

    Seventeen Active Member Official Author

    Ye
     
    Seventeen, Jan 8, 2020
    #46
  7. iNooby

    iNooby FRHD News Team

    <
     
    iNooby, Jan 8, 2020
    #47
  8. iNooby

    iNooby FRHD News Team

    Why haven’t the Saints been able to eat cereal this past 3 years?

    Cause they choke. Hard.
     
    iNooby, Jan 8, 2020
    #48
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  9. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    What's black, white, and red?
    A nun that's fallen down the stairs.
    What's black, white, and laughing?
    The nun that pushed her.
     
    Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
    #49
  10. Logeton

    Logeton Guest

    Why did Sally fall of the swing?
    She had no arms.

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Not Sally.
     
    Logeton, Jan 8, 2020
    #50
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  11. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    Heard it :D
     
    Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
    #51
  12. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    Oooh here's a good one :D

    How many dead hitchhikers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Answer! (open)
    Ummm... certainly not 4 because it's still pitch dark in my cellar...
     
    Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
    #52
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  13. nyyx

    nyyx Member

    jesus christ
     
    nyyx, Jan 8, 2020
    #53
  14. nyyx

    nyyx Member

    Here's some dark humor
    Joke (NSFW) (open)
    What's worse than twelve dead babies in a dumpster
     
    nyyx, Jan 8, 2020
    #54
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  15. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    Oh dang.
     
    Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
    #55
  16. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    What does a cannibal do after eating a vegetable?
    ANSWER!!! (open)
    Goes on eBay to see how much the wheelchair could sell for.
     
    Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
    #56
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  17. Logeton

    Logeton Guest

    Here’s another one:
    How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
    Show Spoiler
    You kick his sister in the jaw.
     
    Logeton, Jan 8, 2020
    #57
  18. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    What animal has 5 legs?
    ANSWEERRRRRRRRR (open)
    A pitbull returning from a playground.
     
    Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
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  19. epochemu

    epochemu Active Member Official Author

    When you die, which body part dies last?
    Answer (open)
    The pupils- they dilate.

    Not my joke
     
    epochemu, Jan 8, 2020
    #59
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  20. Askyris

    Askyris Active Member Official Author

    Ewwww nooo..... but that's actually good wordplay
     
    Askyris, Jan 8, 2020
    #60
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