Obama Nation

Bwa ha

 

This be incredible news. We shall attack at dawn (a relative time, seeing as every time zone has a different dawn time lol). Be ready.

 

Aye. We first must begin by spreading panic. Take the things they call "threads" and use them as commuters to spread this fear

 

I shall go on the place they call a "Deescord Syrver" and spread panic.

 

the "Deescord Syrvers" have been ravaged and brutally destroyed (I sent a message in both the general chats). Expect many more recruits soon.

 

how do we attack

 

We first must begin by spreading panic. Take the things they call "threads" and use them as commuters to spread this fear

 

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

 

Whateth? Whatever may this be about?

 

Oy, might thine be mocking?

 

honest abes speech

 

The Nation doth not know what thine be talking about. "Honest Abe" hath, as thine modernisity says, been "taken care of"

 

Oy. Never hath mine hearing holes heared so many special words

 

Why can’t you talk like a normal person.

 

Ah, but I doth. Tis thee whom is the outlier. Thee is the menace. Thy dareth to questioneth the Nation? I seeth not thy rebellion! If be true thy doth, tis unpretentious as thy brain!

 

Bro you just got roasted in Shakespeareian

 

Alas, triip hath left us. He hath taketh up another journey. We shall miss thou, triip as we thank all thy hath done. Thy must know you shall be welcome whenever thy shall return.

 

Who are the panic inducers?