Flat out ridiculous quotes.

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.

 

ouuu i mean I already have some minor short term memory loss from a motocross accident during one of my races 2 summers ago, some d bag hit me mid air and i landed super bad and flew off my bike! Thank god it hasnt happened since and i havent crashed in my snowcross (Snowmobile races) yet lol almost did last week but not yet

 

hi

 

Hey!

 

I changed my profile picture

 

NIce!

 

guese who it is

 

Idk

 

Yui from k-on

 

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

 

Sue: The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.
Sam: My personality is like a radioactive asteroid. Spend too much time with it and it could kill you.
Dustin : I’m handsome, I’m good looking and I’m easy on the eyes. Also, I’m gorgeous.
Kurt : Trust is a choice
Sue: No matter how talentless, misshapen, ugly, miserable, or sexually ambiguous you are, [glee] will still love you unconditionally.

 

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

 

My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

 

this one is pretty funny