Finally, the question has been answered! For years philosophers of FRHD have wondered, what is the height of this notorious rider we have been mindlessly playing as for years? I myself know the agony, spending countless sleepless nights, restlessly tossing and turning, with the same horrific idea in my head. What if, what if we never found out? Many people had given up on this crazy "dream" us FRHD players had had for generations. But, as the days stretched into weeks, into months, into years, many of the people once so enthralled with this question finally began to accept their ignorance, myself included. And although the question had finally been drawn to the back of my restless mind, it still never fully left. Then, when I saw the oh, so glorious track from FieryBowser, my mind was reignited. Time and time again I would pace my floors, wracking my insignificant brain in order to find the answer to this ageless question. Because, in my heart of hearts, I knew
FieryBowser couldn't be correct, it just wasn't right. For 10 months I sat in pain, until this glorious morning of October 10th. Upon this day I opened up the FRHD forums, and was blessed by this player's presence. The one, the only, Thomas Placella. HE HAD DONE IT! He had answered the question through his own sharp wit, his own keen intellect, and, I might add, his own humble personality. And I can now rest easy, knowing that the FRHD player is of male gender, under 182.88 cm, over 163.82 cm, and around 172.72 cm tall. Everything has meaning now, all the loose ends are finally tied together.
I speak for the entire FRHD community when I say thank you. Sincerely, truly, thank you Thomas, for your contributions. I will die a happy man.
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