hahaha

someone tell me a joke

 

I moustache you a question but I will shave it for later

 

hahaha!!

someone tell me another

 

A joke thread?! This is unspoken of.

 

The jews did nazi the holocause coming, anne frankly were quite surprised by the sudden discrimination.

 

That was hitlarious! Did jew make them up? Don't jewish that I could make good holocaust jokes? Anyways going to play Pokemon, gotta gas them all!

 

Simba was moving too slow, so I told him to Mufasa!

 

Your life

 

that was mean

 

just like me

 

a boy texts a girl, i would tell you a joke about my d*ck, but it's too long. The girl texts back, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it

 

"I'd text you a pic of my d*ck but I'm asexual so I actually wouldn't"

 

hey dude. i would like you to know that i am completely fine with everyones sexual preferences, but if you're asexual, do you ever get in a relationship, or have any attraction to anyone? i know this should go in your thread, but oh well.

 

What happened to the baby that went outside? He wandered into the street, got hit by a bus, and died.

 

what kind of sick mind do u have. You stole that joke from me

 

No it's fine, I'm glad to answer any questions!

I feel no sexual attraction to other people, but I do experience romantic attraction and have relationships. I'm actually dating a guy right now. I simply don't find sex or people's bodies interesting, and like to focus more on friendship, personality, and romance over sexual things. It makes it hard to get into a relationship because my partner may wish I found them 'sexy' or 'hot,' or even to simply have sex with them, but compromises can be made and I've been in many relationships regardless of my sexuality

Hope that cleared it up a bit, if you've got more questions you can check out the 'Sexuality / Gender / Crushes' thread and ask me there, or read through some of my comments on that thread.

 

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What a lesbian.

 

ok i was wondering, thanks

 

What a false statement.

 

what a potato