Which Country Do You Live In?

No you don't, I really wish California was but it isn't.

 

Usa

 

i've been there once. nice place

 

I was born there I guess it was nice, but Colorado is nicer in my humble opinion.

 

I like the wide variation of weather, landscapes and ecosystems of California. It pretty much has everything (and everyone because Hollywood) and earthquakes are bada$$

 

Yeah, but colorado has... well... nature. Things that are usually illegal are not, and if you go to Telluride you can go up to celebs that live there (My aunt actually met Quentin Tarantino)

 

Isn't flowers like the only one of the things that are not illegal? You guys have nice skiing and olympic people train there :0

Edit: haha what w33d changed to flowers

 

same

 

everyone knows connecticut is the real #1 state

 

Not exactly a reason why Colorado is better, actually takes a point off in my opinion.

 

well, for people who do like that thing (not me personally) but it's there. honestly, studies have shown it to have less permanent effects than cigaretts, so I can see how people would smoke that as an exception.

HOWEVER, I don't vouch for people coming to school high. It isn't cool, and its plain stupid. But if it was illegal than people would still show up high...

 

I'll have you know Alaska is the highest state

 

Aussie! My frhd profile isn't my forums one, though, it's this
I'm from the aussie of the underworld. Basically, no, I'm not from Australia.

 

First of all, "is it's" means "is it is", which is simply a wrong use of auxiliary verbs, the correct form, should be, "is".
Secondly, "texas" should be "Texas", with a capital "T". And it should be "So is Texas.", not "so is texas", which counts as two mistakes, the lack of a capital letter at the start of your sentence, and the lack of a full stop at the end.
Moreover, the statement "but im in california, so HAIL THE BEAR"" has ELEVEN major mistakes. "im" should be "I'm", and notice the capital "I" that should have been put there in your sentence. The third mistake, "california" should be "California", with a capital "C". The fourth mistake, and in my opinion, the worst one, is that, you should have said "I'm Californian", instead of "im in california" The sixth mistake, perhaps the biggest one, is that "HAIL THE BEAR", should be, "hail the bear." Notice that you forgot the full stop at the end again, that's the seventh mistake. Now, we're onto the last few mistakes!
Mistakes eight and nine : "but" should be, "But," your mistakes are the usual lack of a capital letter at the start of your sentence, and the lack of a comma, which brings us to the exact same mistake repeated again, the tenth mistake, "so", should be, "so,"!
The very final mistake in all of your poorly written text, the eleventh one in relation to your last sentence, is the usual lack of a full stop at the end!
For any more inquiries, please do not hesitate to contact "The English Trust", at the address written at the back of this letter! Have a great day!

 

Don't try hard kid.

 

Excuse me? Who the hell are you to question the workings of The English Trust? huh?

 

Your first mistake, a rather big one might add, is that you used a comma instead of a period after "verbs", which makes it a run on sentence. Also you put a comma after "form" when you shouldn't have.
Yet another mistake, one that is huge and unacceptable, is that you used a comma instead of a colon after "mistakes". Boy, these commas, huh?
Oh the irony, "ELEVEN" should be "eleven" as you very helpfully pointed out yourself before making the same mistake. "I'm in California" is in no way a mistake, so I'll count that as your fiftieth mistake. Possibly your worst offense is that you inexplicably added a space between "eight and nine" and the colon that came after.
You almost gave me a heart attack when I saw that you used both commas incorrectly in " 'but' should be, 'But,' ". The first one shouldn't exist and the second one should be a period, don't make this particular mistake again or I could very well die. As a repercussion of misusing the second comma, you didn't capitalize the following "your" as you should have. That is a massive mistake. It pales in comparison, however, to you using a comma unnecessarily for the thousandth time in "at the start of your sentence, and the lack of a comma".
Your six thousandth mistake with commas would be the latter of two comma mistakes, both of which shouldn't exist in " 'so', should be, 'so,' ". I underlined them so you can tell which two I am talking about. I apologize if it took a long time to finish this reply as 3r4nd0n had a heart attack and died after seeing you make that mistake twice.

-3r4nd0n (and the coroner)​

 

also putting commas before everything you quote is sophomoric af and takes away any semblance of natural rhythm |-)
edit: also, in the first example, you claim that the word "is" is acting as an auxiliary verb when it is, in fact, not. very silly mistake you grammar nazi you

 

An Londoner is telling you this, English Language masterrace.