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Zurge · Apr 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM

ST4RSWillShine said: ↑

yeah I did most of it he had put one in which is understandable he was busy but jeez whole essay </3
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lol can't get caught slacking Sltg28 will get ya

TPlacella · Apr 16, 2026 at 1:38 AM

Sltg28 said: ↑

I'm usually a nice person and all, but this is straight ragebait, man. Like there is no universe where you looked at a featured list with 500+ actual tracks and thought,

“Yeah bro, mine is right there with them.”
Be for real.

Your track is cooked, fried, burnt to ash, whatever word you want — it’s not even mid, it’s below mid. It feels like you sat down for an hour, mashed CTRL+C/CTRL+V like an NPC, scribbled some random sentences thinking you’re being quirky, and then said

“Yep, feature me.”
That’s delulu speedrun world record behavior.

And then I find out it’s a collab???
How does a collab end up this scuffed?
Did one of you make the track while the other just sat there gooning into the void, or were both of you LARPing as trackmakers the whole time?
Because someone in that duo was not locked in, that’s for sure.
Posting your own track and claiming it deserves a feature is wild. That’s not confidence — that’s main character syndrome, skibidi ego, and a sprinkle of “I think I’m him” when you are so clearly not him.

Right now, this ain’t feature-worthy.
This is GGs go next energy.
Do better.
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If I said this, I would be flamed.

loge_0 · Apr 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM

TPlacella said: ↑

If I said this, I would be flamed.
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Baltic · Apr 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM

Sltg28 said: ↑

I'm usually a nice person and all, but this is straight ragebait, man. Like there is no universe where you looked at a featured list with 500+ actual tracks and thought,

“Yeah bro, mine is right there with them.”
Be for real.

Your track is cooked, fried, burnt to ash, whatever word you want — it’s not even mid, it’s below mid. It feels like you sat down for an hour, mashed CTRL+C/CTRL+V like an NPC, scribbled some random sentences thinking you’re being quirky, and then said

“Yep, feature me.”
That’s delulu speedrun world record behavior.

And then I find out it’s a collab???
How does a collab end up this scuffed?
Did one of you make the track while the other just sat there gooning into the void, or were both of you LARPing as trackmakers the whole time?
Because someone in that duo was not locked in, that’s for sure.
Posting your own track and claiming it deserves a feature is wild. That’s not confidence — that’s main character syndrome, skibidi ego, and a sprinkle of “I think I’m him” when you are so clearly not him.

Right now, this ain’t feature-worthy.
This is GGs go next energy.
Do better.
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You just smashed freerider’s next generation

xwinx · Apr 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM

Sltg28 said: ↑

Did one of you make the track while the other just sat there gooning into the void,
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This is one of the funniest things i've read on the forum XD

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