BOTR Signup Thread

i will join BOTR, pizza!

 

i will join if the reward is pizza

 

Shii, made me cringe so hard blud

 

In

 

umm, I can add some pizza in the trophy
I really wish I could give gold as a reward, that would make the prize easy

 

Ill join if you make one of the mini games a pizza eating contest. the only categories I would win would be ghosting and pizza eating

 

and, umm, how would I do that? Maybe a game of snake that everyone plays, but it has to be on pizza?

 

I'll join if you make one of the mini games a who could name the most pizza facts contest. The only categories I would win would be pizza eating or something else

 

“I am joining BOTR”. Add the word “pizza” somewhere in it to prove you have read all of this important info.

 

Ok, OK! I’ll add pizza in a variety of ways throughout the contest.

 

no faccts ppl can look that up

 

I am joining BOTR.
Alright, buckle up, because trying to explain why pizza is so stupidly good is like trying to explain oxygen—it’s just fundamental to a happy existence. First of all, the sheer versatility is mind-blowing: it’s a blank canvas that can be whatever you need it to be. Are you a broke college student? A $5 cheese slice is a religious experience at 2 a.m. Throwing a fancy party? Throw some arugula, prosciutto, and a balsamic drizzle on there and suddenly you’re a gourmet chef. It’s the ultimate mood food—it’s there for your sad nights, your celebrations, your “I can’t even deal with cooking” nights, and your “I need to soak up this alcohol immediately” emergencies. The textures alone are a symphony of perfection: that crackly-yet-chewy crust that’s got just enough char, that layer of sauce that can be tangy or sweet or spicy, the molten lava flow of cheese that pulls into those glorious, Instagram-worthy strings (but you destroy it before anyone can take a picture because you have no self-control), and then the toppings that add their own crunch, savoriness, or juicy bursts. It’s a food you can eat with your hands, for crying out loud—no pretentious cutlery, just pure, primal enjoyment. It’s communal, the whole “gathering around a pie” thing breaks down barriers, and yet it’s also deeply personal (we will, of course, fight to the death over pineapple, and that’s okay). It’s warm, cheesy, carb-y comfort that somehow feels like a hug from the inside. It’s globally adored, from the classic Neapolitan to the deep-dish brick, from the New York fold to the weird regional quirks everywhere. It’s the food that never lets you down, because even “bad” pizza is still pretty darn good. It’s a perfect mathematical equation of dough, sauce, cheese, and heat that humanity somehow nailed, and we should never, ever take it for granted. Basically, pizza isn’t just food; it’s a lifestyle, a therapist, an artist, and a best friend, all baked at 500 degrees for approximately 12 minutes. End of story.

 

ur right

 

Hello, it's me. Sorry for not working on our collab at all. Instead I went off starting other projects. If this track isn't satire, I might not have the chance to Collab with you. Hopefully there will be other sites related to FreeRiderHD that would still be up. Anyways, sorry for ghosting you.

 

lol all good