Relationship Thread - Share Your Love Life

hhow to get dicsord kitten

 

So I've had this huge crush on you now for some years. Any suggestions on what steps I should take?
So cool you are doing this!!

 

The female "orgasm" is a myth. It's been heavily debunked and proven to be false.

 

you need a fedora, and you have to find the right obedient little kitten for daddy to play with .

omg that's awesome bro ! here's some steps you should take:
into traffic without looking both ways, because i do NOT find you attractive at all

idk bro your mother certainly ha-
you know what that's low hanging fruit nevermind. you get the idea. just press like lol.

 

Mommy

 

what an amazing love life

 

yea lol

 

dude ive had two relationships in 5 years each lasted 5 to 7 months... Bith of them sucked and i never really was happy they both left me but i already was detaching from them every day

 

i remember reading this thread back in like 2019 on my old forums acct before it got deleted. strange to look at now that i actually have life experience hahah

 

god I'm hilarious

 

I met this girl through my brother a while ago, she bullied the everlasting sh1t out of him, so i obviously stood up for him. but i'd have to be honest, she was pretty cute, and she was really nice. so we ended up becoming friends, which prompted her to be nice to my brother. it was a win-win-win. Me and her gained a friend, and my brother (ish) was no longer being picked on. We spoke for a while, we had laughs, and alot of talks which mostly mained around my brother. early november we started getting back in contact, and we started talking about life and stuff, and we actually had a really good reconnection, it was and still is a amazement how easily we got back to texting nonstop, and just talking in general. then came the 11th of december. we started talking and i started to slowly show feelings, but i was honestly afraid of rejection. so instead of talking to her and telling her how i felt, i wrote small things describing how i felt about love and stuff, ill attach them later. but there was one day we were talking and i had told her how i "used to" have the biggest crush on her, even though i still did. she said that she had feelings for me about that time period and still did, i like instantly got flushed and got silent. but later i had told her that i'd still liked her, and that i wanted to see if we could go out for a while and we did, since then, we've been together, and i have high hopes within this relationship.

 

lol

 

F love I need money

 

bruh ive been turned down three times and only dated 1 girl for a month before she moved, what a turbulent love life ig

 

Your 16, also that’s not a love life

 

one time when i was like 6 i told a girl that we should get married
after 10 years all i remember about her is that she was way too into skylanders
and that's the entirety of my love life

 

"used to pray for times like these" -meek mill

 

tumbleweeds

 

We'll let you guys prophesy
We gon' see the future first