Funny FRHD Stories

i just had this idea when i saw my old sig which was basically a made-up story about some frhd members. im not sure if such a thread exists before but if it doesn't, then this is dope.

note: please only write detailed and funny stories. do not be "offensive". and do not spam the thread. and please make sure when you make a joke about someone that they are ok with it.
here is my old sig:

•in response to the burnings is Char's heart, Sparklemotion stopped the flames to make Max bleed even more than Stig who was severely damaged due to Brett's success and disappearance at the same time. and then and only then Eric decided to pull the fire alarm which caused Weem,Octo,Alex and Reborn(the gay) to be alarmed to the wild animals at the big gates. after stepping out of the building, they noticed Zycerak(Asscrack) who incredibly shook everyone after failing to open the water hose to stop the fire. then a big explosion happened in the kitchen which alarmed Ralph(the retard) in the front of the fire truck while he was busy with an evil smile masticating and watching oranges bouncing back and forth. then and only then Battlebro stopped recording the fire(Ralph actually) and went in the building to save Sparklemotion who was perfectly fine. and Char burned in the fire. RIP Char.•

 

I had this dream one time where i got of free rider after years of not playing and colors had been added and Char actually made the glider. When i went to try it out i basically got sucked into the game. everything seemed very real and stuff. so i was riding along a new track with color and stuff and i saw the glider so i went over to it and when i went to try it it disappeared and i rode off a cliff and died. i woke up, checked the editor and forums, and realized that i was a dumb ass for thinking that Char had risen from the grave to add the glider and colored lines.

 

i had a dream where eli was on international news for several accounts of mass murder, and when asked about it he started singing the famous Free Rider HD Editor Diss Track. i woke up laughing my nuts off

 

Once upon a time, I was watching tetrationiscool's-f ghost while eating rice, and then suddenly the screen froze and tetrationiscool's-a ghost said, "EEEEEEEWWAAAAHHHUUIIEOUOIU." (For the illiterate people out there, "EEEEEEEWWAAAAHHHUUIIEOUOIU" directly transfers to "OINSTEINPINKSTEEP"). I was very confused at first but understood before I was cfonfcused, so I understood tetrationiscool's-r ghost's message. I was so invested in tetrationiscool's-t message that my rice fell on the floor. The smash of the rice was so distinct that I had to ask my rice what he said. He repeated, "". I forgot the rest of the story, but if you didn't catch the lesson in this, it was, "tetrationiscool's fart."

 

Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.

 

Nice one, but try to keep it relevant to Free Rider haha.

 

Lol ok, all you have to is replace to the names with someone on free rider

 

man that was hilarious. love it. keep it up fam. XDDDDDD

 

Lol thanks

 

Found this off the web. quite funny: I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year. I forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. She was PISSED—at the school for their error. The teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones I made throughout the year) and “correct” the “mistake.” I’ve never told her the truth.

 

yea guys please keep it relevant to frhd. : )

 

my bad. will do

 

oml, that is hilarious

 

So today I decided to troll by class using free rider. Instead of doing my presentation of the actual topic, I did it about Free rider to completely troll my teacher. Though for some reason while I was presenting no one laughed at me trolling. That wouldn't stop me. I doubled down, I kept talking about how gay Reborn is and Maine Brain. But still no one laughed and my Teacher is starting to get angry at me. It was time to get serious. Time to whip out the RAPPERJACK PMs. I thought this would surely get everyone in my class to laugh. I was mistaken. This wasn't an easily defeated enemy. If I wanted to make them laugh I was going to have to unleash my truest power. For the next 5 minutes of my presentation I was talking in a complete trance of how easy it is for Weem to fu.ck their mothers. I was so focused I blacked out and only kept talking about Weem Fu.cking moms by pure instinct and will power to make my class laugh. And still no one laughed. And now that my presentation was completed I was no longer safe. My teacher was after me. I hopped on my Mountain Bike and bomb bounced out of the classroom before he could catch me. My classmates are braindead for not laughing, Free Rider is the funniest.

 

My friend wanted me to have a fight with him, but no normal fight... a free rider fight! He started off strong using his trap attack, slippery tubes. He then proceeded to use his heavy attack while I was stuck which was the brutal one word comments a_drain leaves all around the place (scary) which would have hurt if I hadn’t used my tactical dodging skill which I spent meany years training by missing so many stars (I’m just to good)! I quickly recovered and used my quick attack which is Ultraviolet’s z speed, which was lightning fast. This stunned him so I proceeded to use pssst’s wisdom, which helped me to boost my health by summoning a shield. He then used his final attack, his strongest attack, the deadly, the well known, COATED BADGER’S MASSIVE EGO!!!!! (All jokes, I love you coager) I barely survived it, I shouldn’t have survived it. I re-used pssst’s wisdom move for more health and then used my final move... TAS. My friend was knocked out cold after that. That’s my story of our free rider fight.

 

this one time i found a thread called Funny FRHD Stories. It was about writing funny stories. so i tried to write one to get a lot of likes. it didn't work.

 

Same.

 

The sense of humor that the class has is sh!t. I would be laughing my damn ass off if I was there

 

Ok so this happened a bit back. I joined the FRHD world cup 6 thinking that I had a chance to make it past the qualifiers or even to 3rd place. I played the track in my free time and gave up half way through

 

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