Anything or Nothing

thts not what ur mom said last nite

 

I’m offended

 

Oi cut the scrap

 

You guys are all a bunch of pathetic losers, idly wasting your short lives on this juvenile game with people who couldn't care less about you or anybody else. I am evidently the big cheese, and you should all bow down to me, as I have infinitely more better qualities than you guys have combined, which is two, good looks and supreme frhd skills.

*Re-reads through the two sentences*
*Wonders why the hell he has even considered writing this*
*Already is cringing severely*
*Repairs to his favourite corner, the draughty one with the peeling paint and rudely carved depictions of his dream self and life, contemplates life*
*Pulls on old, mouldy trenchcoat and walks to bridge*
*Stares down into deep dark murky water, with numerous pieces of trash floating on the top and sitting on the riverbed, old tyres, shopping trollies, other FRHDians*
*Considers the jump*
*Turns away, and walks back*
*Life isn't that bad yet*
*Having retreated to his shabby rat-infested abode, a stone shed with a corrugated iron roof that leaks and has many small chinks in the ancient walls, lies on bed aka sleeping bag*
*Has another look through the post*
*Thinks "Why not?"*
*Posts*
*Cries*
*After all, it could be worse*

 

Stop spamming this thread on people’s profiles INCINERATOR

 

What the hell did you just say about me, you little boi? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my hecking words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, bud. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little heck. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.
I changed some of the swear words so it is kind of clean. Just say this to someone if they roast you.

 

more better lmao

 

He is just a big Swiss cheese

 

suck my @foot

 

You look like an inkjet printer.