Scientists at NASA have released sufficient evidence to prove that Leon Guis's soul, after departing, actually landed inside of
Noob 's body. An issue arose in the study; how can Leon Guis have had a soul if he were a ginger??
The scientists discovered that in his few months' reign over Guisiana, he was able to telekinetically suck the souls from his citizens. During the autopsy, pieces of brown, black, blonde, and even pink hair were found in his heart. Leon was able to build a soul from scratch with the hair he transplanted inside of himself, as it was not red.
When Leon died, the soul, which was not naturally made, had to return to Earth as the holy ones up in Heaven would not accept a soul that was not 100% real. Upon returning to Earth, it had to find a resting place - the three main Guists were the best choices. Leon weighed his options. He decided against Guist Sbep (
CityShep ) because he was far too gay for Leon's liking. Although Guist Teddy (
Backtwice ) had written the Holy Book of Leon, he found him to be far too busy with chicks for his lifestyle. Alas, Guist Noob was the answer. Not only did Noob not have a soul for Leon's to share room with, but Noob also had a spicy meme addiction, which Leon liked very much. It was settled, and Leon took residence inside of Noob.
Within the past several weeks, numerous Leon sightings have been reported in Espoo, where Guist Noob resides. Supposedly, as Leon's soul settles into place, Noob has short flashes where he will turn into Leon for a split second. As time goes on, Scientists predict these flashes will become more prominent, and Noob may just turn into Leon Guis V.2. On the other hand, some scientists disagree and feel that the flashes will eventually subside and it is only Leon's soul pushing memes out of the way to settle in.
The only photographs caught of the phenomenon are shown in the meme below. As you can see, Guist Noob turned into Leon for a short second.
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Is it just a coincidence that Guist Noob seems to be looking more like Leon every day, or are NASA's scientists truly right in claiming that Leon is using Noob as a host body?
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