Scariest Things That Have Happened To You

haha......contact ur local guidance counsellor if u do!

 

Hahahahahahahahagaha What a joker!!!!

 

My mind.

 

guys lets get back on topic

 

A gay person tried to hit on me while I was over at a girl's house who had him over. I beat the fudge outta him. But I acted out of fear, I am deeply homophobic.

 

He woulda eaten your brains out, so good self defense there

 

Pssst's mindset is honestly the scariest thing

 

'O shít someone likes me' *punches in face violently*

 

i overflowed the toilet one time

 

My life. But with anyone friendly in general.

 

I did this while there was carpet in the bathroom.

(poor choice BTW to have carpet in the bathroom).

 

Yeah wtf kind of bathroom had a carpet in it lmfao

 

Lol idk. But it was a good way to get rid of the carpet.

 

My teacher thought I was looking at something I shouldnt (I was typing) and looked at my history. She found something from a madden site that I looked at seven weeks ago. I almost got my laptop privileges at school taken away, which means you can't use one at school at all, no questions asked. It was scary, and my face felt like it was burning off when she talked to me. Teachers are too strict sometimes.

 

For me they would've found worse lmao

 

Babycham and human faces

 

while free solo rock climbing, there was ice over the top of the climb and a slip led to me nearly falling off. caught myself on a single tree branch about <10 feet away from a 3,000ft drop off. this was a few weeks ago.

 

I was alone in the woods with nothing but a Strobe-flashlight for a Halloween party. I was dressed as Adolf Hitler (mentioned in previous comments on other threads) and I was wandering through the woods. And just like a goddamn movie, the flashlight went out and would NOT come back on . I continued on in the dark. I heard steady leaf crunching behind me. As I walked I heard it, but when I stopped it stopped as well. So I walked faster and eventually broke into a run, the heterodox steps growing faster. After what felt like an hour but was actually a minute, I saw my friend's glowing house looming ahead, but the crunching continued. I did not stop or look behind me until I had reached the safety of the porch. Not caring that I had dropped the flashlight, I lay inside on the couch breathing heavily.
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When the party came to a close, I looked back upon the woods past the yard from the porch. They were silent again, as if nothing had ever transpired there.

 

The toilet paper ran out.

 

Our world is going to end because of toilet paper.