Roast Me

i have no life.

now roast yourself

 

I am so ugly that yesterday my mirror broke...

 

It's funny how you are such a no life you have to use the green mushroom from Mario to give yourself one. (I know its bad trying to work with what I got lmao)

 

Do a roasting battle contest. Make a private conversation with each match and the winner advances cD

 

Lol that a good idea I'm definitely doing that

 

imma roast you so hard that the tires melt off your wheels

 

ur gay there

 

You're not good at fr

 

your parrotn’t
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

 

The only thing that’s melted is your avatar’s brain.

 

your still parrotn’t
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
see im better than you at this

 

Your mom said otherwise. On the other hand I Figured that you are.

 

i did your mum so good that she gave me a free rider

 

Is your avatar the face you made when you realized you made your roast about yourself?

 

Well must not have been that good since she didn’t even smile this morning. Although your sister couldn’t keep a grin off her face last night. I mean she’s a heck of a rider.

 

no its the look of a winner

 

you just used my joke but you have a joke and its your pp

 

Well if long and irresistible is a joke then yes it’s a joke.

 

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a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline

 

Put on sunscreen because you will BURN SOON.