It's okay Spruce, Wagon is only posting these things because he is so terribly miserable with his shitty closeted life that he went back years to try and "burn" me. Alas, poor Wagom, if you need anyone to talk to about your problems, I'm here for you.
one day eli's mom said she was going to get some cheesecake eli was so happy but eli's mom tricked him and that really scared poor eli instead his mom gave him another thing that almost killed him while his mom was eating what he wanted the most but then his mom told him something touching he had a touching moment but then eli's mom thought about what she said about eli and puked eli was about to hug his mom but she ran and that is the end my friend eli's mother ran away forever but i can tell you that i have no doubt what eli is doing right now