Fill in the blank

This seems like a fun idea, let's not make this thread end up like the previous one.

I hate it when _____.

 

I die

I love ____

 

lamp.

yesterday, an unknown asked you in the street : "hey,________"
you was in panic and you said "jroles is__________"
then stig came and said " you guys are just______, you need to______"
finally, raptor came and_______ in your butt.

 

you, retarded sometimes, mean, stop, shoved tomatoes

The hardest thing to do is ________

 

not sparebarring

I don't normally _____.

 

sdrawkcab epyt

On Friday, I ______

 

random isn't funny

 

It says "type backwards", it is just typed backwards

 

holy **** im dumb, sorry :s
next answer to zeke's one

 

eat chips

I walked up to Damien and said "___________" . He said "__________", then he walked away

 

Yo waddup
F off

When I saw him doing ____, I said ____.

 

homework
is that all your doing?

 

thats not how it works

 

When I saw him doing Eli, I said wtf.

 

You're supposed to write a new one retard

 

_____ was _____ _____ while _____ _____ _____ and _____, but _____ _____ _____.

 

eli was eating cheesecake while noob used spacebar and cheated, but nina is awhore.

one small step for ______, one giant leap for ______

 

one small step for me, one giant leap for everyone

last night _____ _____ ______ then _____ _____

 

last night I slept a lot, then I woke up.

I think I just _____!

 

sing

If you don't ______ then ______ might happen