Coager Chronicles Issue 12

Discussion in 'Anything and everything Free Rider' started by Coated_Badger, May 7, 2021.

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Should the 2021GC be published by the respected and well-trusted community member, Coated_Badger?

  1. Yes, I completely trust Coated_badger with the huge collab an entire group of people worked on.

  2. No, I would prefer the untrustworthy crime-lord, Eryp, to continue to publish it as usual.

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  1. Coated_Badger

    Coated_Badger Coager Elite Author Team Truck Official Author

    Welcome, Everyone, to the twelfth instalment of the Coager Chronicles! The Coager Chronicles is an independent news source brought to you by yours truly.
    This is where I bring to you the best updates for the most topical events of the FRHD forums.
    And on today's chronicle I'm here to highlight the true reason as to why Eryp is suddenly hosting the 2021 Ghosting Collab at a much later time than usual.


    New Forum members may not have ever heard of the Ghosting Collabs. Let me get you up to speed on what it is. It's a collab.
    Eryp has taken it upon himself to host the collab. But why did he do that? If you ask me, Eryp doesn't seem like the kind of guy that would go out of his way to do this with no benefit to himself. I've taken the time to gather statistics in order to discover some of the true motives behind why Eryp suddenly hosted the 2021GC.

    Simple reason for him doing this is his lack of recent subs and likes. Due to Eryp not having made a good track in awhile, he's craving new subscribers and likes to flex on his account. The question is whether he deserves them, the answer is no, but let's discuss anyway.
    I hypothesize that Eryp's growth from the 2020GC is only as high as it is due to his status at the time as a moderator. He's probably thinking that now he's an admin he can exploit people to make a track for him and take all the benefits. Here's a graph displaying the estimated amount of growth he'll receive from publishing 2021GC as an admin:
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    editor's note: calculated statistics using a super computer.
    He wants all these subscribers and likes for himself and doesn't even want to do a majority of the work to earn them. He doesn't even need them I bet, he could just pull a St*g and give likes to himself.

    Alternatively, he may just not want anyone else to get any glory for posting the 2021GC. He has deemed anyone other than himself unworthy of posting such an important collab that he's taken it upon himself to do it. The mere thought of a precious group collab being posted by a nobody probably freaks him out, which lead to his need to post the track himself. In my professional opinion, it would be best to have an upcoming track maker upload the track to give them the proper exposure.

    Although, Eryp may just hate track makers that are on the rise, such as the respected and well-trusted community member Coated_Badger. I've calculated the growth of not their account but the liveliness of the game if Coated_Badger were to publish the 2021GC instead of Eryp. Here's a second graph showing accurate rates of growth:
    upload_2021-5-7_9-58-15.png

    editor's note: the predicted growth of free rider hd will only occur if Coated_Badger publishes the track.
    As you can see, it's clearly more beneficial to have someone like Coated_Badger publish this track because not only will it keep the game alive for what I can assume will only be a month at most. But it will also supply to the proper growth to an upcoming track maker that deserves it. His need to privatize the collab only goes to prove my theory that he hates new track makers.

    Now that Eryp has admin powers and the ability to feature tracks, nothing is stopping him from featuring this mega trial on his account. He just wants to get carried to another feature. Ever heard the words "Eryp" and "solo feature" in the same sentence? didn't think so. I believe that if Eryp wants a feature he should work for it. which is why for the time being it would best to have an established solo feature creator such as Coated_Badger publish the 2021 Ghosting Collab.


    inb4 Eryp ratios me or uses his admin powers to edit my thread.

    This concludes the twelfth issue of the Coager Chronicles. Now since this is an independent project, I will be taking requests for future news stories that you, the viewer, would like to see covered. only good stories of course.
    Keep in mind that these Chronicles are entirely factual.
    Coager Chronicles are the not-so-proud sponsor of Official Ranked Ghosting.
    And be sure to leave a comment about how much you want Coager to publish the 2021 Ghosting collab.
     
    Last edited: Apr 23, 2022
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  2. Eryp

    Eryp foraminifera Staff Member Administrator Forum Moderator VIP Team Truck Official Author

    seek help .
     
  3. Coated_Badger

    Coated_Badger Coager Elite Author Team Truck Official Author

    It would help me immensely if you would let me upload 2021GC
     
  4. Madara

    Madara eesoncanaocee Ghosting Legend Official Author

    such a pity.
     
  5. DiamondMaster2.0

    DiamondMaster2.0 Well-Known Member Official Author

    No u
     
  6. AfterImage

    AfterImage Well-Known Member Team Balloon Official Author

    Eryp will there ever be another community collab?
     
  7. robbieraysfan

    robbieraysfan Well-Known Member Official Author

    im watching the super bowl halftime show rn
     
  8. RunningInTheOofs

    RunningInTheOofs Well-Known Member Official Author

    how was eminem's part
     
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  9. DiamondMaster2.0

    DiamondMaster2.0 Well-Known Member Official Author

    Did snoop dog smoke a joint
     
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  10. AlexTheOctopus

    AlexTheOctopus Forum Legend Official Author

    Probably before the show
     
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  11. AlexTheOctopus

    AlexTheOctopus Forum Legend Official Author

    Eh, I liked Kendrick Lamar's part more
     
  12. robbieraysfan

    robbieraysfan Well-Known Member Official Author

    you guys need to shut up
     
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  13. DiamondMaster2.0

    DiamondMaster2.0 Well-Known Member Official Author

    Now I'm glad I didn't watch it
     
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