Can you rap?

Pssst rappin on free rida
Act like he's a fighta
He knows what up
He ain't silly messed up
Like all dem others
Wit their mothers
Sitting in dem pick up trucks
We da goddess of dem all and we don't need wheat
We bringin lots of dough
But we just leave it alone
Silly noobs try to put us down
We just smack em on the back and tell em to run on home
To their mommy's in a chair restin by a fire
The baby's can go cry their
Cause they know that we are higher

 

So upset my raps got taken down from that thread, they were gold

 

It wasn't sexist

 

ayo spruce
making them nigguhs call a truce
nigguh karate like miagi
and smooth like masseuse
tru **** tbt
all these hoes on me
not even thursday she threw it back damn

 

unh unh unh unh unh unh unh unh
unh unh unh unh
in versace eating hibachi
she sloppy toppy in the mazerati
bad chick she call me poppy
beat up the coochie call me rocky
unh
i be gettin some new head in new bed
my car got new tread with no lead
what that nigguh said ima leave him dead
my favorite color green but my bullethole red
unh
talk **** got that real verse no ad-lib got them new nigguhs talking old fibs gonna leave his baby in the crib with no father but a new bib

 

time for the free rider rap just got back from the trap

yeah spruce gave me the juice
so i gave him the deuce now its time to get loose
my pockets fatter than eli no need to try my girl got forlorn thighs
no fudge ****
unless im talking about that criminal octo hitting nigguhs in the back like it was citysheps procto
but he not on that gay **** nah he just blazin like my nigguh alex the asian
shoutout to my races like stig with those viking traces
unh
and my wetbacks and blacks, shoutout to wheeliemaker the casual your-***** taker
shoutout to ness with the freestyle you cannot assess always on that drake never takin breaks always stay awake money he rakes
poppin viagra to keep up with the coochie like im char im out of bars

 

I'll pick it up

I got that nocturne noir flow, that burnt to a Char flow
darker than Crypt's trees, faster than Barlow
and now I'm rappin with pssst, but truth be told we all know
that when it comes to the remix, I'm the one with the gold
cause I flip and twist my lines I'm going HAM in a hammock
but Brandon is fam in Atlantic
call him Mr. East Coast
he's saving HD with every line that he posts

he's gonna save her, yes, like danny glover
I'm danny glover too but I'm just too old for this ****

 

pssst Thread 2

 

Ha ha forlorn thighs

 

But I'm not a rapper.

 

Cat, hat, fat, bat. Ooh bars

 

your never too old to ride
to talk mess and jive
pssst me and ness
gonna go to the place dats da best
when we spit rhymes we swaggin
just like rolling stones we be like mike jaggin

 

ayy spruce rolling like jagger
you know he got that swagger
fake nigguhs we know they just actors
trust me nigguhs yall non factors
shoutout to my homie ness smokin on the bes
takin girls out they dress and leave em obssessed
calling late night
talking some **** like my pu$$y tight so she need a nigguh to get right
so i pull up on em like eli coast to coast with coochie
never cuff em i never loved a hoochie
and thats that real ****
knock it out the frame
didnt even know her name
i leave them girls crazy for the d
hashtag insane in the membrane
unh
im in your girl mouth like toothpaste
i look down, ask her how does it taste
like alex with hoes
they always choosin i never chose

 

unh unh unh
unh unh
unh
my pistol got dyslexia
unh
pockets fat no anorexia
unh
leave these hoes in hysteria
unh
she got that crazy brain dementia
unh
call me out
nigguh be at your house
come around
nigguh straight what he bout
pistol poppin body droppin
syrup shoppin codeine coppin
unh
unh unh unh unh unh unh unhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh unh
swag
unh
swag unh unh swag unh

 

yes i can rap!

 

This remix
It's seamless
This contest gon be history
If none of ya bother to listen to me
Its step up
Or get f*cked
Cuz none of you can even compete with thee
This year
I'm here
I'm here to change the standard
Aint nne compare
To this unfair
New addition who aint gon slander

So be prepared
Dont feel scared
Cuz this year
Im someone to fear

Remix contest four
yo

 

thats not bad, just needs work...

 

yea i can rap, i make it look easy,
just like eli does when he eats cake that is cheesy,
im off the heezy, i flow like yeezy,
and when i look at citysheps face it makes me queasy
b*tch please, you think you can change the standard?
your sloppy sh*t looks older than bernie sanders
tryna be cool, sh*t you lamer than ned flanders
you took a break for schoolwork, but you think theyd let a ugly f*ggot get into stanford?
nigguh you mentioned the remix contest but i think you need to "retreat",
like ice cube said better check yourself before you get beat
cuz as long as you face me you'll be facing defeat,
and as long as i have the power youll never get another feat

 

unh i took your ***** nigguh
unh maybe it cuz im rich nigguh
unh i dont fudge with switch nigguhs
unh time 2 make a wish nigguh

 

no i can't rap.......