Fourth of July!

Dear humans,
Please, just please stop these fireworks thing. They are hitting Mars and littering all over the place. All of you Earthian fools, don't care about the inhabitants of Mars, and instead send all these rover garbage. Mars was so perfectly round, but then you people sent all those exploding awesomeness and made it rocky. If this continues to happen, then we will wage a war against you people. Beware!
Sincerely,
The Martians

 

what about us Plutonians? You stupid green Martians always send that stupid red dust to us as the tribute we demand. We want better dributes or we will FREEZ all of you! You dont scare us with your talk of invading earth and using it as a mining facility/Breeding Colony, we'd just shoot you with our inter-planetary FREEZ gun.
Sincerely,
the Plutonians

 

Dear Martians,
If you think our fireworks are bad, you're in for a surprise.

With Love,
USA! USA!

 

Dear Martians, large fireworks only travel 1300 feet at the most. This isn't even half of a mile high. The first layer of the atmosphere is barely penetrated by fireworks. Airplanes fly 35,000 feet, which can be well into the stratosphere, yet still does not do any damage to your planet. I conclude that airplanes are more of a pollutant to your Martian kingdom, if it bothers you that much, and you should complain to the air traffic control and commercial airliner units.

 

Dear Humans and Plutonians,
This is it! We'll have to launch the meteor! hahaha We spared you in 2012! But not in this time! SATAN IS GONNA KILL YOU ALL!!! Bwahahaha...
Sincerely,
The President of Marsirica

 

dear Stupid Matians, Us Plutonians would like to point out that there is foul logic in you resoning. Dont you remember how Frankenstein killed the demon prince? He could just to that to your god Satan. If you even think of invading earth with satan, we will FREEZ him.

Dear Stupid armator , dont you know that the Stupid Martians are very sensitive to your stupid display of light/sound/loud-noises/Drinking-of-Boos that goes on Tonight? It is said that they are so sensitive, that They built shelters (modeled after your nuclear shelters there on earth) just to they might escape SOME of the light/sound/loud-noises/Drinking-of-Boos. Please stop trying to reason with the Stupid Martians, As they are Stupid Idiots and incapable of being in a state other than intoxication.

 

Dear Plutonians,
You have gone beyond your limits. We're trying to communicate with humans. How the hell, were you people able to catch our signals. We're pretty you people are behind all of this. If you try to FREEZ us, then we'll Blaze you. By the way, foul logic? You mean "fallacy"?
Sincerely,
The President of Marsica

Whom are you calling stupid, mister? You STOOOOOPID PLOOOOOTONIANS! You're just trying to be CL, by calling yourself FREEZ. Pluto is not a planet (dwarf), so you're not allowed in this planetary discussion.

 

"We're pretty you people" This is evidence that you stupid martians do not know how to use good grammar, or that you are vain females, or this can be taken as proof that you are incapable of being in a state other than intoxication. And It is not bad grammar or a fallacy to say "foul logic" instead of "fallacy.

We Smart Putonians (not you stupid martians) are the ones with equipment powerful enough to catch your signals. AND WE ARE TOO A PLANET! And how would you Blaze (please click that link) us? You are too cold. some one from Mercury could Blaze us, but not some one from stupid mars. And the reason we can FREEZ you stupid martians is because we have all the coldness able to. you stupid martains just have Lukewarm.

 

But us Neptunionz don't really care, because we can la5erbeam ALL the planets. That's right b*******************.

 

Dear neptunians. YOU are the ones who should be eliminated for this discussion. You don't even know how to spell, ("Neptunionz"? no, just no) or use good grammar( "We can La5erbeam all the planets"? dont you mean we can shoot all the planets with a la5erbeam ?). And "b*******************" only requires four asterisks.

 

Unless it is b*st*rd.

 

-No it's Neptunionz
-la5erbeam? that's right!
-try b*st**db***hes

 

Dear everyone,
Be quiet! I am trying to sleep!

 

Dear Octo,
How are you able to hear text?

 

Dear Stupid Martians. Stupid octo does not know how to read, so he has this device that reads Free Rider High Definition threads to him as bedtime stories (are us smart plutonians the only ones who know what HD means?).

-sincerely, the smart Plutonians

PS: Why didn't you sign your last post? maybe something like "-sincerely, the stupid martians" would have been better

 

Dear Plutonians,
Lol man, you necropost on a rotten thread, then start thinking that you're the only one to know the acronym HD, and claim that you people are smart. Think about it.

-<sign>

P.S. We didn't sign, because we're not the Martians, we're the Anonymous. Octo and I are plotting for internet domination by not signing posts. Ya know, your name just shows in the left side.

 

Dear Stupid martians/Anonymousians. your last transmission looked really sloppy. It is improper interplanetary/inter-dwarf planetary code to call the inhabitants of another planet "man". Instead, when addressing us you would say "haha Smart Plutonians". We would say "Stupid Martians" or, "Foolish Humans/Earthains" Also it is improper to use slang like "lol man" and "Ya Know". And what does "necropost" mean?

-sincerely, the Awesomely smart Plutonians

 

"smart"
Really?
Us chickens have found a way to not have to read your arguing.
We invented the "Exit Thread" button.

 

Lol, you chickens invented a thing that was already there, it's called: Close Tab.
Unless you were viewing this site from an egg.

 

Testing my new signature. vvvvvvvvv
Dominic951 made it for me.